Spoof news stories from Wednesday 19 November 2003
Los Angeles, CA -- Hugh says, 'I am all done with this charade.' Resting all to uncomfortably in his multi-billion dollar home, sits a rugged Hugh Hefner with an unmistakable frown from ear to ear. "I am downright exhausted!"
I'll be reporting on President Bush's trip to Great Britain as the days go on. Here is my first report:...
Upon arriving in London on Tuesday night, President Bush was horrified to discover that he had forgotten his teddy.
Tony Blair ordered an immediate review of security at the Daily Mirror headquarters, following revelations that The Queen had been working undercover, as a journalist, for 2 months.
Crazy popstar, Michael Jackson, has been arrested this morning in relation to findings made during the search on his Neverland ranch. Jackson, 45, was taken into custody without any signs of struggle other than his torn clothes and bloodied face.
LONDON - George W Bush was given a frosty reception at Buckingham Palace last night - after the US president mistook the Queen for her late mother.