Spoof news stories from Friday 14 November 2003
President Bush stated in a press conference today that Adolf Hitler, the head of the Nazi party, is still at large, but the US military is "making progress" in pinpointing him.
A damning report revealed that the nation's nutters are being let out of mental institutions despite having cake in their beard or muttering to themselves.
In a fairly shocking revelation, Britney Spears and Madonna are set to quit music and shack up together in a "girl-on-girl" kind of way. Spears (19), is said to be dribbling at the prospect of getting closer to her idol, Madonna (54).
Teacher of English, Simon Tyldesley (29), at the Luisenschule in the city of Essen, in Germany's Ruhr area has been formally discharged on grounds of his northern accent. Born in Bolton, Mr. Tyldesley has a very strong and pronounced Lancashire ac...
In a shock statement today, the Bush administration revealed they have at last found the whereabouts of wanted terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden-in his own office at CIA headquaters.
Bill Hatstand, icon of the 'pre-punk' pop era was reunited in death with his estranged brother, Bobby Dazzler today in a funny and touching ceremony at the Las Vegas club where their career, spanning nearly 5 years, started, 5 years ago.