Spoof news stories from Saturday 1 November 2003
Stamp of Approval What, may I ask, has gone wrong with the great British stamp? Recently finding myself in the sod’s-law-situation of having an important letter to post but no damn stamp to stick on it, muttering through clenched teeth, I set out defiantly through the gloom and the drizzle towards the local Post Office.
Soothsayers cackled, and smart-arses gloated at Conservative Party H.Q., as IDS was sacked!...
Tony Blair thanked George W Bush for giving him the perfect solution for cutting N.H.S.waiting times .