Funny story: Bush Loses Chess Match to New Supercomputer

Bush Loses Chess Match to New Supercomputer

In a surprise turn of events today at the World Championship of Chess, President and Chess Master George W. Bush was defeated by IBM's newest super computer.
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Funny story: We Got a Lemon

We Got a Lemon

As you may remember, a short time ago President Bush called me, thinking I was Colin Powell after apparently misdialing a phone number. I figured that was the end of it, but thank god for technology. This morning I was scrolling back through my phones call history and found a 202 area code on my incoming calls. On a whim, I hit redial. "Good morning there, this is George W. Bush, the...
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Funny story: Karl Calls Me

Karl Calls Me

Another morning, another unwelcome phone call. I just wanted to read the morning paper but my cell phone keeps vibrating in my pocket, normally a pleasant sensation, but right now it’s just too early. Still half asleep I reached for the phone, knocking my coffee over. Cursing, I answered, “ What?!” “Chuck? It’s Karl Rove.”, the voice on the other side answered. Great, I would rather it was...
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Funny story: Collie Want a Cracker?

Collie Want a Cracker?

It was early in the morning, much too early for telemarketers or bill collectors, you know decent people, when the phone rang. “ Hello, Colin? It’s me, President Georgie Bush. How’re ya all doin today?”...
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Funny story: Oh, Lord, The Ring

Oh, Lord, The Ring

So I was there outside the Cineplex on line for tickets to see the last installment of The Lord Of The Rings- The Return of the King. Sitting huddled against the side of the theatre was a homeless guy, all dirty and stinking of cheap gin. He was dressed in tattered but garishly colorful clothing; bright yellow boots that had seen better days and a torn blue jacket, all stained and worn. He had a...
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Funny story: Bush Expected to Admit to Affair With Turkey

Bush Expected to Admit to Affair With Turkey

Washington DC President George Bush will address the nation this evening and is expected to admit to an extra marital affair with a Turkey. An...
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Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne's Quad Bike Crashed By A Bat Out Of Hell

Ozzy Osbourne's Quad Bike Crashed By A Bat Out Of Hell

Paranormal investigators were looking into claims that a ‘bat out of hell' was responsible for the tragic quad bike crash in which Ozzy suffered horrific injuries.
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Funny story: Condoms Overrated

Condoms Overrated

HOPE, ANSTRUM BAY -- The glitz has died down over the past several years, as boys and girls of all ages are no longer curious to see whether or not the modern-age invention condoms; actually work at all.
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Funny story: Kermit The Frog Endorses Howard Dean

Kermit The Frog Endorses Howard Dean

Montpelier Vermont: In a speech to save the nations wet lands, entertainer Kermit The Frog announced that he will back former Vermont Governor Howard Dean's bid for the 2004 Democratic nomination.
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Funny story: Congressman Janklow convicted of "egg breaking", except with people and not eggs

Congressman Janklow convicted of "egg breaking", except with people and not eggs

South Dakota Republican Congressman William (Wild Bill) Janklow was convicted on Monday, December 8 of 2nd Degree Manslaughter in the death of a 55 year old motorcyclist in August.
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Funny story: Girlfriend's Australian Accent Getting Annoying

Girlfriend's Australian Accent Getting Annoying

Todd Stevens, 25 of Gainesville, FL, says that the Australian accent of his girlfriend, Tamayra Irwin, 24, has gone from cute and charming to increasingly annoying over the past few months.
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