Spoof news stories from Saturday 27 December 2003
The Space Explorer Beagle has been found in the backyard of Festus P. Hyman in Billings, Montana.
In what scientists are describing as odd series of coincidences, the United Kingdom's spacecraft which was to land on Mars, called "Beagle 2", crashed landed directly on top of NASA's Polar Lander, which crashed on Mars in 1999.
The Queen revealed her sensitive side when she was informed that her favourite corgi, Gripper, had been bitten by Michael Jackson.
The Bush Administration, now that Saddam Hussein has been captured, has been putting together a list of countries and individuals that are next to be targeted for attack and destruction. An unnamed Administration official ( Wegman ‘Pudgy' Waterhous...