Spoof news stories from Wednesday 24 December 2003
West Linn, Oregon.:> Fed up with long lines of spoiled greedy children, long hours, and no smoke breaks, department store Santas all over the world have organized a massive job walk-off protest.
In the wake of news that mad cow disease has been discovered in Washington state, reports are appearing all over the United States of other disturbing conditions among domesticated animals.
Conservative nationally syndicated radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh has been indicted as a drug lord by the FBI. After a judge ordered that Mr. Limbaugh's dental records be revealed, a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation made the conn...
The Bravo Network is announcing that it has shot and will air an episode of its highly popular reality TV program in which some gay men do a total makeover on a needy heterosexual male.
Rush Limbaugh yesterday blamed the Democratic Party, the Vatican, Doctors without Borders and the International Red Cross for getting him hooked on pain killers and making him stupid.
Immediately following California's 9th Circuit Federal Appeals Court ruling that suspected terrorists being held at Guantanamo Bay Naval Base in Cuba should have access to lawyers and the American court system, all hell broke loose.
Houston, TX: Citing advice from the CIA and the Homeland Security Task Force based on evidence obtained from Saddam's recent capture, the NFL owners have voted unanimously to cancel the Super Bowl. "We were convinced that an attack on...