Spoof news stories from Monday 1 December 2003
As I sit in my armchair sipping at my french wine, nibbling on a danish and watching Shroeder blunder about on the news as i get fellated by a Slovakian slut, I wonder what it means to be European. The europhiles have grandiose ideas about millitary grandeur and the possible title of 'super-state'; they just want to rival America and stick a proletariat finger up at the Queen.
Anti-bigotry and associated violence has been officially recognised as a hate-crime by the U.S. government.
Westminster Cathedral's latest stained-glass addition to its west wing, has been stoned and destroyed by a group of rabble Christians. They describe an "ungoldy erection" poking from the cloth of Jesus in a portrayal of a "feet cle...
According to a small article in the New York Times, plans are being formulated by computer game manufacturer, EA (electronic arts), in which players can fight with the main characters from the two fantasies.
Old School rock star, Sir Cliff Richard is due to release his Christmas single this Friday lagging far behind his competitors.
It has been announced today that people will be banned from saying things that dont make sense. The proposed penalty for such an offence will be a sharp greeting from Mr. Truncheon, followed by a swift frog march down to spend some time at Her Majest...
Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger announced that the Rolling Stones will be playing in the deserts of Baghdad early next year.
Vienna, Austria- It was announced Wednesday during a caucus meeting between the United Nations Security Council and delegates from the petite west European country of Luxembourg that "Luxemburg is going nuclear".
The Pentagon has made an official announcement to confirm as true the rumours that the American Government has set about creating the world's first infallible spy.