Funny story: Choir found to have second jobs

Choir found to have second jobs

Local busybody, Julia Swinsford, has now brought the sleepy village of Malmsborough into disrepute, claiming that the local church Choir have second jobs.
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Funny story: Man with no memory forgets to not eat his own arms

Man with no memory forgets to not eat his own arms

Geoff Winsdale, 53, has suffered from a certain amount of post-traumatic stress since he fell in love with another man in '73. Part of his debilitation included a very severe loss of memory and an increased inability to store recent memories. Unt...
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Funny story: Naked Chef involved in Naked bank robbery

Naked Chef involved in Naked bank robbery

Naked Chef, Jamie "Terrance" Oliver, was today involved in a bungled bank robbery foiled by ace spy, Delia Smith. Smith, 73, first became suspicious of sprightly Oliver, 15, when they originally engaged in sexual relations four years ago.
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Funny story: English Premiership trophy bought by Abramovich

English Premiership trophy bought by Abramovich

Chelsea's rich and marvellous new owner, Roman Ab (as we like to call him), has decided to bypass the whole possibility of his new 'super-team' stuffing up, by simply purchasing the original Premiership trophy in advance of the season act...
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Funny story: New report states that water is likely to cause cancer

New report states that water is likely to cause cancer

In a new report sanctioned by the US government, officials have stated that water was found to have been drunk by 98% of all cancer victims. Juliet Bravo, state official for Texas said:...
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Funny story: August to be renamed Harriust in UK to promote Prince Harry

August to be renamed Harriust in UK to promote Prince Harry

After receiving some relatively dismal A-level grades (considering the amount of money thrown at him and probably the examiners), the UK's monarchy has decided to strike back at the population of UK by changing the calendar on them. From now on,...
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