There were 37 spoof news stories published in December 2001. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: English Teacher Given Long Sentence

English Teacher Given Long Sentence

Yesterday, Jonathan Gasoven, English Teacher at Laughborough School, Middlesex, was given a long sentence by Judge Mortimer Mcloud.
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Funny story: Magician Pulls Hat Out Of Rabbit!

Magician Pulls Hat Out Of Rabbit!

The Great Gorgonzola, master magician with 'The Zwumpee Baloney Circus' troupe, yesterday unveiled his new trick to a crowd of reporters in London.
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Funny story: Arse found on Mars

Arse found on Mars

Scientists today released findings that suggest a great big arse has been found on Mars.
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Funny story: Prince William wants all students bar-coded

Prince William wants all students bar-coded

The Students Union expressed its horror at proposals by his Royal Highness, Prince William , that all students should be tattooed with barcodes.
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Funny story: Bea Arthur Eats Crowe?

Bea Arthur Eats Crowe?

Police officials in California continue to deny rumors of Bea Arthur's eminent arrest in connection with the recent disappearance of Oscar winning actor and Hollywood heartthrob, Russell Crowe.
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Funny story: Gardener Gavin Told Off

Gardener Gavin Told Off

Avant gardener Diarmuid Gavin has been severely told off, according to neighbours.
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Funny story: Steps Taken To Rebuild Afghanistan

Steps Taken To Rebuild Afghanistan

The United States says Steps are being taken to rebuild Afghanistan. The all-singing, all-dancing group will accompany senior UN officials on a tour of the war-torn country.
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Funny story: Manager "Bright tailed and Bushy eyed"

Manager "Bright tailed and Bushy eyed"

A senior management executive is celebrating today after finally being able to comb his eyebrows upwards.
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Funny story: Harry Potter Shocker

Harry Potter Shocker

Magician and legend, Harry Potter, has been diagnosed allergic to magic dust.
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Funny story: Revolutionary New Community to Begin Construction

Revolutionary New Community to Begin Construction

SOUTHERN PODUNK, AL Residents of Southern Podunk will finally have the opportunity to experience all of the conveniences of big-city living when the Rensfield Development Company (RDC) opens the doors of its new residential high-ri...
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Funny story: TheLordGodCarpets.com

TheLordGodCarpets.com

"I know, I know," said God to Moses over the telephone. "But I had to add Carpets because someone already had TheLordGod.com."...
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Funny story: Gloves Found in Glove Compartment

Gloves Found in Glove Compartment

Bournemouth car dealer Nigel Duncan was still in a state of shock last night after finding gloves in a car's glove compartment.
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Funny story: Microsoft apocolypse fear

Microsoft apocolypse fear

An insider for Microsoft yesterday revealed to us that:...
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Funny story: Bush Calls For Mid-East Peace

Bush Calls For Mid-East Peace

Valiant efforts have been made by world, Arab and Israeli statesmen to call for an end to violence in the Middle-East, and a return to the peace process. President Bush has led the world in saying "peace is good". Tony Blair followed by j...
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Funny story: Beavis and Butthead become adults

Beavis and Butthead become adults

MTV's "Beavis and Butthead" are to be screened this summer in a new film - but this time, they've grown up!...
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Funny story: Siamese twin has affair behind sister's back

Siamese twin has affair behind sister's back

In what has turned out to be quite a shocking story, siamese twin sisters Deborah and Maya Cinzano are to split up over an illicit affair.
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Funny story: Einstein's 'Big Bang Theory' Time Constant Found

Einstein's 'Big Bang Theory' Time Constant Found

The academic world was advanced a thousand years by the publication of a 'long-lost' document by the genius, Einstein, which detailed the ingredients of the 'Big Bang'.
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Funny story: Alliance Take Control Of Capital

Alliance Take Control Of Capital

The Professional Northerner Alliance have taken control of London amid scenes of chaos and jubilation.
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Funny story: Adults' Childhoods

Adults' Childhoods

A new report published this morning has discovered that adults are enjoying longer childhoods than at any time in the past. At the same time children are having to grow up quicker than ever.
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Funny story: Episode II - Attack of the clones

Episode II - Attack of the clones

George Lucas' next installment of the prequel trilogy "Star Wars", is coming under repeated attack from fans.
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Funny story: Jerry Springer to change name

Jerry Springer to change name

A spokesperson from Universal Studios today announced that due to the lack of intelligence generated by groups of Americans, or an "audience", Jerry springer (star of "Springer") is going to change his name to "Cherry".
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Funny story: America Faces A New Threat: Ajax

America Faces A New Threat: Ajax

Patrons of a Bedford Stuyvesant White Castle fast-food restaurant in Brookly, NY, were shocked when they found traces of powdered Ajax throughout the establishment.
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Funny story: Budget Latest: 8 Penneth Rise For Discussions

Budget Latest: 8 Penneth Rise For Discussions

Ahead of this year's Budget, the Chancellor, Gordon Brown has reportedly not ruled out a tax on discussions in an effort to raise more money for the NHS.
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Funny story: Old Bugger Given New Legs

Old Bugger Given New Legs

Basingstoke Scientists have apologised to the family of 87-year-old Mr Bob Leadbucket after a surgical procedure in which Mr Leadbucket was given the legs of a nineteen-year-old donor went tragically wrong.
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Funny story: I am my father's son

I am my father's son

Jack Mank, footballer, today admitted to newspaper rumours that he was his father's son.
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Funny story: Marconi - It Would Be Good If You Talked

Marconi - It Would Be Good If You Talked

Troubled communications giant Marconi today blamed its plight upon a lack of communication and apologised to shareholders after it was announced its share price had dropped below the value of a Sainsbury's Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle.
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Funny story: Scientists discover new planet by using big ears

Scientists discover new planet by using big ears

Scientists in American lab, Hetherow in Cleveland, have discovered a new planet orbiting nearby star 'Rando'. The planet, apparently similar to Uranus, is to be named "Polyp".
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Funny story: Bugs found in computer

Bugs found in computer

A desktop PC once owned by Geoff Capes, has been found to have the extraordinary power of bug zapping.
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Funny story: Bin Laden Goes Talibananas Over Hip-Hop

Bin Laden Goes Talibananas Over Hip-Hop

In response to the rumor of rap mogul and producer Dr. Dre, suspected terrorist and supreme thug Bin Laden has announced that he is striking back at Dre and hip-hop.
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Funny story: Sheer Poetry!

Sheer Poetry!

Anonymous masterpiece found on scrap of paper in supermarket! TheSpoof.com can report that modern poetry could be on the verge of a revolution - thanks to a million-to-one coincidence in a Safeway supermarket.
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Funny story: Safest hands in Britain drops basket of eggs

Safest hands in Britain drops basket of eggs

Jed Masterson, PE Teacher at Columnworth Primary School in Cheshire, today dropped a whole basket of eggs on his way home from work. The eggs were to be part of an important "egg and spoon" race.
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Funny story: Man saves arch-enemy's life

Man saves arch-enemy's life

Kevin McGregor has become local hero overnight, by saving the life of his nemesis by pissing on him while he was on fire.
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Funny story: Unfunny Incidents to be Investigated

Unfunny Incidents to be Investigated

The government has commissioned a special report into the humour associated with events that are inherently unfunny.
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Funny story: Angry Mob Derails Railtrack

Angry Mob Derails Railtrack

Police were called to Crewe railway station today when shareholders of the former Railtrack organisation, angered by the manner in which the company was forced into receivership, began taking back pieces of track they claimed as their own.
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Funny story: Best Friend Sued For Pirating Pirated CD

Best Friend Sued For Pirating Pirated CD

In what some legal analyst are calling the most bizarre case in Travis county history, Cliff Lewis, 24, is being sued by best friend Jason Obrien, 24, for pirating a CD with material downloaded from Napster.
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Funny story: Shocking Afghan Survey Stuns West

Shocking Afghan Survey Stuns West

Kabul - Amongst the new freedoms enjoyed by citizens of the beleaguered Afghan capital, the right to free expression has possibly been the most widely excercised over the last few weeks. No shortage of opinions, even those of the mo...
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Funny story: Monk with full head of hair picked on in monastery

Monk with full head of hair picked on in monastery

A monk with long flowing locks of hair has been summarily beaten and is continually picked on in a monastery in Munich.
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