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Jonny Wilkinson To Join Toulon
Jonny Wilkinson is leaving Newcastle to play his rugby in Toulon next season. He will clearly relish spending time recuperating from injury in the South of France than chilly Tyneside
written by Seamus Nottrew, 20 May 2009
New Swine Flu Show For Dale Winton
The BBC have announced Dale Winton is to host a new Saturday night national swine flu lottery show, "Bin It To Kill It". Catch it soon.
written by Seamus Nottrew, 20 May 2009
MP's Take Heart From Norway Eurovision Win
Beleagured British MP's have taken inspiration from Norway's winning Eurovision entry. As one told us, "If a young lad on the fiddle can get that much support, there's hope for us yet."
written by Seamus Nottrew, 18 May 2009
Duke Of Edinburgh's Award 2009
For the fifty-third year running the Duke Of Edinburgh's Award has been won by Prince Philip
written by Seamus Nottrew, 17 May 2009
Panasonic Posts $4 Billion Loss
Said a spokesperson, "We sent it second class in the hope it might not arrive."
written by Seamus Nottrew, 15 May 2009
Pigs Dig Up WWII Bomb
A herd of pigs today dug up what was believed to be a World War II mortar bomb in a field in Wiltshire. Swine flew.
written by Seamus Nottrew, 15 May 2009
Katie and Peter - The Split
After doubling their viewing figures for the couple's less than interesting documentary series ITV2 ask, where did it all go right?
written by Seamus Nottrew, 15 May 2009
MP Pulls Up The Drawbridge Over Moat Claim
Douglas Hogg MP has refused to discuss his 'moat' expense claim further, saying he has swine flu.
written by Seamus Nottrew, 13 May 2009
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