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Jonny Wilkinson To Join Toulon

Jonny Wilkinson is leaving Newcastle to play his rugby in Toulon next season. He will clearly relish spending time recuperating from injury in the South of France than chilly Tyneside

written by Seamus Nottrew, 20 May 2009

New Swine Flu Show For Dale Winton

The BBC have announced Dale Winton is to host a new Saturday night national swine flu lottery show, "Bin It To Kill It". Catch it soon.

written by Seamus Nottrew, 20 May 2009

MP's Take Heart From Norway Eurovision Win

Beleagured British MP's have taken inspiration from Norway's winning Eurovision entry. As one told us, "If a young lad on the fiddle can get that much support, there's hope for us yet."

written by Seamus Nottrew, 18 May 2009

Duke Of Edinburgh's Award 2009

For the fifty-third year running the Duke Of Edinburgh's Award has been won by Prince Philip

written by Seamus Nottrew, 17 May 2009

MP's Expenses Scandal

It's political incorrectness gone mad!

written by Seamus Nottrew, 16 May 2009

Panasonic Posts $4 Billion Loss

Said a spokesperson, "We sent it second class in the hope it might not arrive."

written by Seamus Nottrew, 15 May 2009

Pigs Dig Up WWII Bomb

A herd of pigs today dug up what was believed to be a World War II mortar bomb in a field in Wiltshire. Swine flew.

written by Seamus Nottrew, 15 May 2009

Katie and Peter - The Split

After doubling their viewing figures for the couple's less than interesting documentary series ITV2 ask, where did it all go right?

written by Seamus Nottrew, 15 May 2009

MP Pulls Up The Drawbridge Over Moat Claim

Douglas Hogg MP has refused to discuss his 'moat' expense claim further, saying he has swine flu.

written by Seamus Nottrew, 13 May 2009

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