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Head or Gut?

Researchers in the UK spend two years to determine which came first? The chicken or the egg.UK tax payers wonder where they should punch them first, head or gut?

written by Ricardo Fromage, 15 July 2010
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Fox News change name to Faux News

In order to align its name with the quality of it's reporting Fox becomes Faux on Friday. Now the channel can focus fully on making up bad things about Obama and not have to worry about the real world

written by Ricardo Fromage, 15 July 2010
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Arsenal have full quota says Wenger

After signing another French player nobody has ever heard of, Arsene Wenger says he does not need anymore central defenders as he now has two and that's all you need for for a 4-1-2-1-2-1 formation

written by Ricardo Fromage, 15 July 2010
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Fox News apologises for poor reporting standards

A Fox News spokesperson issued a public apology yesterday after it's report on the Icelandic volcano forgot to mention that the eruption was caused by President Obama's healthcare plans.

written by Ricardo Fromage, 19 April 2010
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Pope to do world tour of victims

Following his meeting with 6 victims of child abuse by Catholic priests, the Pope has vowed to meet every victim personally, starting at Wembley Stadium followed by The San Siro, The Camp Nou,........

written by Ricardo Fromage, 19 April 2010
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Space Time Continuum hole found at Old Trafford

Dr Stephen Hawking has discovered a tear in the space time contuum above Old Trafford which when when exposed to hot air causes time to expand for as long as it takes for Man United to score a goal.

written by Ricardo Fromage, 18 April 2010
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Harry Potter films not realistic

A ginger kid with 2 friends, not very likely says UK education expert Mandy Lifeboats.

written by Ricardo Fromage, 18 October 2009
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UK extends vetting for kiddy fiddlers again and again

UK Government announces theatres, cinemas and ratuarants will not be able to seat adults with children unless the adults have been vetted and paid a 64 pound admin fee.

written by Ricardo Fromage, 15 September 2009
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UK extends vetting for kiddy fiddlers again

UK Government announces that any adult wishing to attend a school play, sports day or school fete will have to vetted and pay a 64 pound admin fee.

written by Ricardo Fromage, 15 September 2009
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UK extends vetting for Kiddy Fiddlers

UK government announces that any adult wishing to book an airline seat next to a child will have to be vetted and subjected to a 64 pound admin fee.

written by Ricardo Fromage, 15 September 2009
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New Kiddie Fiddler help line

UK government to use swine flu call centres to vet people who think they might be kiddy fiddlers.Untrained and unsupervised staff will then advise them whether they should turn themselves in.

written by Ricardo Fromage, 15 September 2009
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Wengers promises "massive signings"

Arsene Wenger has promised Arsenal fans he will be buying a new goalkeeper, two new centre backs and a new striker shortly, just as soon as he can get permission from the primary school in Lyon.

written by Ricardo Fromage, 04 July 2009
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Netanyahu promises naff all - shock!

In a ground breaking speech, Israeli Prime Minister, Benyamin Netanyahu promises the equivalent of two tenths of naff all to the Palestinian people. No more to follow.

written by Ricardo Fromage, 15 June 2009
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You couldn't make it up

The CEO of a Rugby team in OZ has resigned following allegations that he suggested to a female employee that she should spank him to punish him for punching her.It's funnier than the made up stuff!

written by Ricardo Fromage, 08 June 2009
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Careless Brown told off by my Mum

Gordon Brown is offically "careless" after losing almost every seat in the local elections as well as almost every seat in Europe. As my Mum always told me, once is unlucky, twice is careless

written by Ricardo Fromage, 08 June 2009
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MP spends own money - shock

Andrew Farquharson-Brown, MP for Wanton Buttocks(South)admitted yesterday that he had actually paid for something with his own money."I am very sorry for having let the side down" He said snivellingly

written by Ricardo Fromage, 31 May 2009
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Toon go down

Newcastle has gone down which has nothing to do with football just the normal goings on every Friday night by the young ladies of the above mentioned place, allegedly.

written by Ricardo Fromage, 26 May 2009
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Arsenal to let Ade go

Arsenal are considering letting striker Adebayor join arch rivals, Chelsea in return for 5 Pukka pies and a shopping trip with John Terry's Mum. Arsenal fans think it's a good deal.

written by Ricardo Fromage, 15 May 2009
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John Terry to change name

The Chelsea captain, John Terry, who is paid several million pounds a week despite contributing nothing to the betterment of society is to change his name to Isaac Hunt with immediate effect.

written by Ricardo Fromage, 13 May 2009
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Sir Fred not banking on St Andrews

Sir Fred Goodwin, the person solely responsible for the UK recession has been refused entry to St. Andrews. He said" I don't know why, I don't even like football or Birmingham for that matter"

written by Ricardo Fromage, 11 May 2009
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The bowl of plenty

Revelations that Labour hard man, John Prescott has claimed for repairs to two toilet seats under the free loading MP expenses scheme is being taken as further evidence that he is in fact, a fat git

written by Ricardo Fromage, 09 May 2009
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High Brow expenses

The Chancellor, Alistair Darling claimed over 400 pounds of British taxpayers money in 2007 for eybrow tinting and trimming. The taxpayers are asking for a public enquiry.

written by Ricardo Fromage, 09 May 2009
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Jamie's tongue in cheek

Following on from the worlds first full face transplant, celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has asked the same medical team to conduct a tongue reduction operation in order for his to fit into his mouth.

written by Ricardo Fromage, 09 May 2009
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