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Wrestler Cures Cancer

Rico Rodriquez, Mexico's top masked wrestler has claimed to have developed a move to cure cancer. The Supremo-suplex is claimed to send vibrations through the body which destroy cancer cells. Arbiba!

written by Sonny Spitfire, 17 April 2009

Tyranosaurus Ate My Leg

A woman is suing the Natural History Museum after a T-Rex ate her leg. "I know they say this is where history comes to life," she said, "but letting the buggers run around unsupervised is ridiculous!"

written by Sonny Spitfire, 16 April 2009

Man Found In Jelly

A woman was shocked to find a man's body suspended in the jelly layer of her ASDA raspberry trifle. "I've heard of people finding hair or fingernails in their food, but a full sized man?" she said.

written by Sonny Spitfire, 16 April 2009

Lilo Sells Beard

Lindsay Lohan is auctioning her beard in a bid to raise money for research into testicular cancer. "It's a bit itchy but it's worth it to help save lives" the star was quoted as saying.

written by Sonny Spitfire, 16 April 2009

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