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Wrestler Cures Cancer
Rico Rodriquez, Mexico's top masked wrestler has claimed to have developed a move to cure cancer. The Supremo-suplex is claimed to send vibrations through the body which destroy cancer cells. Arbiba!
Tyranosaurus Ate My Leg
A woman is suing the Natural History Museum after a T-Rex ate her leg. "I know they say this is where history comes to life," she said, "but letting the buggers run around unsupervised is ridiculous!"
Man Found In Jelly
A woman was shocked to find a man's body suspended in the jelly layer of her ASDA raspberry trifle. "I've heard of people finding hair or fingernails in their food, but a full sized man?" she said.
Lilo Sells Beard
Lindsay Lohan is auctioning her beard in a bid to raise money for research into testicular cancer. "It's a bit itchy but it's worth it to help save lives" the star was quoted as saying.
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