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Special One replaces Senile One!

Man United have at last replaced The Senile One with a Special One! In fact this was the best unkept secret in this history of modern footy because Man City fans became suicidal many months before!

written by Jaggedone, 24 May 2016

Jamie Vardy was abducted by aliens!!

Speedy Leicester striker, Jamie Vardy, was abducted by aliens and they transformed him from an amateur no-hoper into a world-beater! Louis van Gaal has begged Jamie for the alien address, guess why?

written by Jaggedone, 03 May 2016

Swinging Prince Harry promises the Obama's a royal swing!

After their luxurious dinner at Kensington Palace, Prince Harry, has promised the Obamas an "after swing party" in Soho. Barack just cannot wait to see his missus "swinging" with Bojo!

written by Jaggedone, 18 April 2016

Cameron not alone in his tax-free haven!

It seems that the worst form of satirical scumbag, Jaggedone & his dreaded CIA (Google it) can compete with Cameron by depositing his wealth under a sweaty Panama Hat. And you can vote for him too!

written by Jaggedone, 11 April 2016

United announce; van Gaal to stay!

To quash any further BS written about United's glorious Dutch manager, LVG, the club said he will stay! Global hospitals where United fans tend to reside are being overwhelmed by suicide victims!

written by Jaggedone, 05 April 2016

Beating Trump's Bush!

Jaggedone's CIA has exposed Trump's most loyal supporters by beating his Bush at the local loony bin in Boston, USA. They will all be voting for him, no doubt, because solidarity will win in the end!

written by Jaggedone, 28 March 2016

Nigerians make $16 billion dollars vanish!

Nigerian magicians working with corrupt politicians have made $16 billion dollars vanish into thin air! This marvellous trick was so brilliant not even the local Witchdoctor noticed! Black Magic!

written by Jaggedone, 15 March 2016

Sharapova, a grunt too many!

Famous grunting queen, Maria Sharapova, has told the truth about what drove her to grunting professionally, it was an overdose of viagra! Her sponsors, Nike & co, have given her "The Smash"!

written by Jaggedone, 08 March 2016

The Pope is a Headbanger!

During his Mexican visit The Pope decided to bang his head against a US wall proving not only that he's a "Headbanger" but a hypocrite too because his home, The Vatican, has more walls than China!

written by Jaggedone, 19 February 2016

Danish kiddies paradise Legoland is a nightmare for United!

Louis van Gaal took his bunch of multimillionaire superstars for a day out to Legoland. Sadly, Danish amatuer brickies build their walls slightly stronger and United's walls, made of crap, crashed!

written by Jaggedone, 18 February 2016

Is Stephen really Wilde?

Stephen Fry claims he is the reincarnated Oscar Wilde, after his BAFTA disaster many believe he might be right, wild not Wilde!

written by Jaggedone, 15 February 2016

It had to happen sooner or later!

Mark, prestigious editor of the infamous The Spoof, has been removed in a straight jacket after writers discovered he had his marbles crossed and wires loose; maybe it's better that way!

written by Jaggedone, 08 February 2016

Jaggedone's new newsflashes from under his grubby overcoat!

Politicians, footballers, Justin Bieber, etc, are shaking in their boots hoping that Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) does not feature them! Wicked bastard!

written by Jaggedone, 03 February 2016

Somalia discovers latest exterminating machine!

A plane with a hole in its side landed at Mogadishu airport! 60 passengers were onboard at takeoff and 0 left at landing! The plane is called "Arbeit Macht Frei" ISIS has ordered a fleet of 100!

written by Jaggedone, 02 February 2016

Bill Gates on Desert Island Discs!

Bill Gates appears on BBC 4's Jurassic radio programme, Desert Island Discs divulging his top 10 fav discs and a special one is; I am the Walrus - Apple Record dedicated to Steve Jobs, say's it all!

written by Jaggedone, 31 January 2016

Will he or won't he??

King Louis van Gaal has created a Dutch Dilemma at Manchester United, will he retire or not? The great debate. He was last seen kicking up daisies in his Portugal residence, maybe that's the clue!

written by Jaggedone, 26 January 2016

Moonwalking! No English Spacewalking!

Brit astronaut, Tim Peake, walking in space decided to show off and do a version of Whacko Jacko's, Moonwalking! Houston were not pleased so they told Tim either come back in or go to hell in heaven!

written by Jaggedone, 15 January 2016

Chaps will be Chapo's!

Notorious prison breaker, El Chapo, and Sean Penn, naughty chap, met before El Chapo was captured, but he assured Sean, "see you soon the boy's are already digging" Sean will play El Chapo soon!

written by Jaggedone, 11 January 2016

Angie Merkel naked! How horrific!

In solidarity with the Cologne sex attack victims, Angela Merkel will stand naked under the Cologne Dome hoping this action will put off sex attackers forever! She has a point!

written by Jaggedone, 09 January 2016

Kim Jong un is just so Bombastic!

North Korean nutter, Kim Jong un, scared the shit out of the world by supposedly testing H bombs, however, he claims that Tom Jones's "Sex Bomb" is to blame because he feels it's a blast!

written by Jaggedone, 06 January 2016

Erskine Quint goes to Hollywood!

Erskine goes to Hollywood, but not in a gay way, however Frankie did!!

written by Jaggedone, 05 January 2016

Volga Olga to be crowned Miss Universe 2015!

After the scandal around Miss Columbia, the title has now gone to Volga Olga, 85 year-old Russian horny hag!

written by Jaggedone, 21 December 2015

Chelsea love affair is over!

The greatest West End soap opera love affair between A Special one and his Russian Prince has ended! They shook hands (a golden one), kissed and parted. The huge question; who is Bluer now?

written by Jaggedone, 17 December 2015

King Louis slips up again on his banana skins!

King Louis van Gaal has been offered a role in Disney's new version of Jungle Book! He will play King Louis, the king baboon. A made to measure role because he loves slipping up on banana skins!

written by Jaggedone, 09 December 2015
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