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Crocodile prison guards patrol Indonesian prisons!

Indonesia's latest way of controlling and reducing their prison population may seem slightly eccentric, but it works, as no living prisoners have been seen exiting or entering prisons since!

written by Jaggedone, 09 November 2015

A figment of a mad man's imagination or just fact?

There once was a Spoofer called Erskin Quint whose name gave a fellow spoofer a hint. Now the name belongs to a mercurial stud with an E and the rest is history!

written by Jaggedone, 07 November 2015

Merkel invites Pink Floyd to open the new WALL!

It seems Angela Merkel will erect a modern version of The Berlin Wall and thought it would be a grand idea if Pink Floyd opened the ceremonies, sadly Syrian President Assad was not invited!

written by Jaggedone, 28 October 2015

China loses its (golf) balls!

Chinese Communist party has banned its 88 million members from joining golf clubs, instead they are allowed to invest their capitalist earned bucks in promoting the noble sport of Polo, hypocrites!

written by Jaggedone, 22 October 2015

Hitler not Austrian, he was a Palestinian!

Israeli PM, Nut-anayuh, has claimed Hitler was really a Palestinian undercover agent employed by Nazis to burn all Jews in hell! Modern-day German Nazis have just declared war on Israel!

written by Jaggedone, 21 October 2015

Channel tunnel brought to a standstill by fleeing Brits!

Brits fleeing their land of hope and glory through the Channel Tunnel have created Cameron's last stand and no Red Indians will be there to save his scalp!

written by Jaggedone, 19 October 2015

Dutch prove they really are as flat as pancakes!

Turkish delight instead of a joint, sticky pancake, or van Gogh ruled over Europe last night as Oranje led by a Blind leading the Blind hit a cul de sac, but not a French one!

written by Jaggedone, 14 October 2015

Dentist Walter Palmer sticks his head in lion's mouth!

Innocent (?) lion slaughterer, Walter Palmer, has offerd free dental service to lions all over the planet! The world hopes that a lion has a wicked tooth ache whilst Walter has his head in its mouth!

written by Jaggedone, 12 October 2015

Klopp is a German Nutter!

Liverpool have employed a German "Knocker" called Klopp and it serves them right! He will Head Bang the Scousers with impunity and stuff Bratwurst down the throats of anybody who says "nein" to him

written by Jaggedone, 10 October 2015

VW turns back the clock!

Nein to software, computers, navi systems and back to basics for VW! Ancient Beetles will now be produced in Wolfsburg and Hitler was heard turning in his grave! NEIN BITTE NICHT!!!

written by Jaggedone, 07 October 2015

Messi does not screw the Inland Revenue!

Mutli-millionaire soccer player, Lionel Messi, has been cleared of Spanish tax evasion, instead his padre is guilty, typical Spanish, keep it in the family!

written by Jaggedone, 06 October 2015

New Liverpool manager is a dead Beetle!

Liverpool will not employ a living manager anymore, they have decided to erect an inspirational statue of a dead Beetle who sucked in many VW exhaust fumes whilst alive, plus other filthy substances!

written by Jaggedone, 05 October 2015

Niagara Falls discovered on Mars!

Martians have built a replica of Niagara Falls on Mars proving that they are very clever or love April Fools! For the answer ask NASA or Allah!

written by Jaggedone, 28 September 2015

Elton wants intimate meeting with Putin!

To discuss gay rights in Russia, Elton John, has requested to meet Putin in a private hotel on Hampstead Heath! Putin refused and told Elton to F himself, Elton replied, "I'd rather have you do that!"

written by Jaggedone, 13 September 2015

Stand up Sir Rooney!

If this Scouse clown gets a knighthood I have decided to become an illegal immigrant and give my British passport to someone more deserving, Syrian maybe, because enough is enough!

written by Jaggedone, 09 September 2015

App porn cums out!

It seems as though porn apps are being misused because not only do the participants suck, they are also being sucked out of their money! Housewives giving secret head are now forcibly 'cumming out!'

written by Jaggedone, 08 September 2015

US Cadets complete training with pillow fights!

West Point academy has hardened up its cadets by introducing pillow fighting as the final phase of training! ISIS cannot wait for the US Boys to arrive, they love featherweight headless chickens!

written by Jaggedone, 05 September 2015

Sheepshaggers fail to penetrate Chris the sheep!

Australian sheepshaggers desperate to penetrate Chris the sheep because of his abnormal size have failed because sheep-shearers saved Chris's virginity by shearing him, just in time!

written by Jaggedone, 04 September 2015

Thank heavens there's not another K in KK!

Kim Kardashian is missing a K and if she had another one that would be real news, but sadly she only has a Big B and 2 huge BB's and her dad is jealous!

written by Jaggedone, 12 August 2015

Donald is a lame duck!

The US have chosen their next president because they've had enough of lame ducks and prefer a hard-nut pussy!

written by Jaggedone, 10 August 2015

Premiership starts with a massive hangover!

Not only binging Premier Clubs throwing millions out of the window have a hangover, players do too. Angel (well he thinks he is) Di Maria had a stinking hangover in Manchester and went AWOL, ARSEHOLE

written by Jaggedone, 05 August 2015

It's round, faraway & f'ing freezing!

Who really gives a f++k about Pluto? Obviously mad scientists do because they love throwing billions into outer space to prove what we all know; there aint nobody f'ing out there!

written by Jaggedone, 15 July 2015

Greece saved from the abyss!

An army of 300 Spartans has saved Greece for going down the pot led by Ataturk who stopped them at the pearly gates of hell; Merkel gnashed her rather green teeth!

written by Jaggedone, 13 July 2015

Jawohl we have a Pigclimber!

Basti Schweinsteiger has joined United and piggies all over Europe a oinking becasue he is a legendary Pigclimber! If he can do it so can all piggies, Grunt, grunt!

written by Jaggedone, 12 July 2015
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