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German Pegida not Nazis!

The latest paranoid group to protest against Islamism, German Pegida, are not Nazis they claim, but have offered UKIP several empty barracks in Auschwitz if the UK has too many Romanians!

written by Jaggedone, 27 January 2015
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Man City, Chelsea and Spurs implode!

Several top teams in the EPL imploded Saturday as low level teams plundered their back gardens. Chelsea boss Mourinho explained why; "FA Cup, no good, my rich boys not used to playing Untermenschen!"

written by Jaggedone, 27 January 2015
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LVG breaks bank!

Man United double Dutch manager, LVG, has broken the bank and offered to swap his team for the heroes of Cambridge United. They refused because playing under LVG is like learning quantum physics!

written by Jaggedone, 27 January 2015
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Cambridge United offer United University challenge!

Giant scalp hunters, Cambridge United, have offered the other United free studies at the famous university in learning social differences don't matter when there's a dodgy, level playing field!

written by Jaggedone, 27 January 2015
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CNN warn cash point queues!

CNN issue following warning: Do not approach rather plump Asian looking men waiting at global cash points; damn suicide bombers will do anything to finance their terror action, even stand in a queue!

written by Jaggedone, 25 January 2015
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!

written by Jaggedone, 25 November 2014
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Lewis Hamilton has fastest designer beard on the planet!

Without any Mercedes Benz know-how Lewis Hamilton has just been crowned "World Fastest Designer Beard Champion". He has a special trimmer in the form of a Siamese cat who licks him after every race!

written by Jaggedone, 24 November 2014
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!

written by Jaggedone, 23 November 2014
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ISIS is not headless!

Rebel fighters fighting ISIS have confirmed the fact that they are not a bunch of headless chickens, however, they are a bunch of loony headbangers who love giving head!

written by Jaggedone, 23 November 2014
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Oh, BTW, United have now been reincarnated!

Dead, buried Man United have been renamed Lazarus after a miracle happened in London. They actually beat someone on away terrain and their manager Louis v Gaal has been renamed Jesus in double Dutch

written by Jaggedone, 23 November 2014
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The ghost of Jaggedone is alive!

Ex-Spoof writer, Jaggedone, now a ghostly 'Fata Morgana' has been reincarnated and declared an immortal Spoofer after confirming that people still read his utter crap, WOW!

written by Jaggedone, 23 November 2014
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Is there anybody out there?

Alarming news report: The Spoof UK has just capsized in the Med attempting to enter Europe, Italy refuse to help because there is a rumoured outbreak of 'writers empathy' on board a deadly disease!

written by Jaggedone, 04 November 2014
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Headless chicken appears on internet!

A headless chicken has appeared on internet, they believe it is a Man U player running around in circles not knowing what the hell to do next! Double Dutch lessons needed!

written by Jaggedone, 25 August 2014
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Balotelli learns Scouse!

Italian rascal, super Mario, landed in Liverpool only to find nobody understands his Italio English! He is now taking lessons in 'scouse' because nobody understands what the hell he is doing there!

written by Jaggedone, 25 August 2014
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Angel lands in Manchester!

Argentinian Angel lands in Manchester as United fans hope for a miracle. City fans believe it is a "Fata Morgana" (I agree)

written by Jaggedone, 25 August 2014
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Louis loses and Holland sinks without trace!

Dutch people are preparing for life having a loser at the helm of a once so successful, juggernaut. He was their last hope of achieving success and now it sinks in a North Sea storm, they need a dyke!

written by Jaggedone, 18 August 2014
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Fellaini bags last minute Brussel Sprout!

Man Utd were saved by a much maligned Belgian who in the last minute bagged a Brussel sprout and shot down a bunch of Oranges. Idiots jeering his every move also were made to swallow their crap!!

written by Jaggedone, 13 August 2014
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Obama declares war on Putin!

Barack Obama has declared war on Putin because he prefers to attack an enemy he knows rather than one who he hasn't the foggiest idea who the hell ISIS are!

written by Jaggedone, 12 August 2014
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ISIS claim victory over Saddam Hussein

ISIS are marching forward in Iraq and have promised to drive over dead bodies to reach their goal, one of their high-level victims is Saddam Hussein!

written by Jaggedone, 12 August 2014
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Putin declares war on Iraq

Putin has declared war on Iraq because he has nothing better to do and is desperately in need of attention!

written by Jaggedone, 12 August 2014
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Fellaini begs Louis for exit!

Man U misfit has begged Louis van G to let him leave because Belgians do not like the Dutch and he would prefer to show off his skills in Naples with a Spanish trainer! Now who's Double Dutch!

written by Jaggedone, 12 August 2014
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Israel want Gaza Strip as casino!

Israel are determined to get rid of Palestinians in the Gaza Strip because they want to turn the place into a new Las Vegas; money my boy, money!

written by Jaggedone, 12 August 2014
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Vietnam will never be the same!

Robin Williams RIP and Vietnam will never be the same again!

written by Jaggedone, 12 August 2014
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Russian separatists living it up!

As world media attention flows to Iraq, Russian separatists are having a bomb of a time because nobody gives a shit anymore about Putin!

written by Jaggedone, 12 August 2014
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