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Two-Headed Man Named Top FBI Interrogator

After 20 years as a double-agent, the FBI today named Gooden Meaney, reknowned for his 'good cop/bad cop' grilling techniques, as head(s) of its criminal interrogation unit.

written by Gary A Cain, Ph.D., 15 April 2009
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Porn Actor Jailed for Sexual Harassment

Talked dirty and groped female co-star. Offered lame excuse "I thought the cameras were rolling." Now called Buffy and starring in underground prison gay sex videos.

written by Gary A Cain, Ph.D., 15 April 2009
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Zamboni Navy to Rebuild Polar Ice Cap

At last week's meeting, the G20 announced the purchase of a fleet of floating Zamboni machines to rebuild the north polar ice cap in a desperate attempt to defeat global warming.

written by Gary A Cain, Ph.D., 15 April 2009
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Roto-Rooter to Offer Colonoscopies

To expand its business, Roto-Rooter announced a 2 for 1 offer of pipe inspection and in-house colonoscopy. Prompt treatment of blockages is promised with their dual-use FireHose vacuum snake probe.

written by Gary A Cain, Ph.D., 15 April 2009


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