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...and the number of the Beast?? 6-6-6
Six protons plus six neutrons plus six electrons...(carbon)
Dawns And Sunsets
There are many women named Dawn in this world... so how come no one is named Sunset??
Barack Hussein Obama's Real Name Finally Revealed...
Ricky Martin: Gay As A Barbie Doll
Breaking news tonight from the Beeb...Ricky Martin announced tonight he likes to dance backwards...In other news it was announced that the sky is blue and 2 plus 2 equals 4...
MacKenzie Phillips To Star In New Comedy
MacKenzie will star in an updated version of the TV series that made her famous in the '70's. The new show is to be called 'One Dad At A Time.'
Song For Michael's Funeral
The top song chosen for Michael's funeral: 'We Are The Worms'!
Sunspot Mystery Solved
The mystery of the sun's missing spots has been solved. NASA reports the Hubble Space Telescope imaged a 200-million long tube of pimple cream floating in space near the sun.
Cinco de Mayo Cancelled
May 5th is cancelled due to the flu. Tuesday will be Wednesday. There will be a May 32nd this year to make up the difference. It will be on Sunday instead of Tuesday, unless it rains. Confused yet?
Melissa River's First Face Lift
Joan Rivers is proud to announce her daughter Melissa's first face lift. The beautiful lift is doing well and smiling.
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