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Texas Discusses Secession
The 'Great Fence of Texas' now a certainty.
GM: Bankruptcy Likely
General Motors today announced the initiation of contingency plans as CEOs carefully packed their golden parachutes.
Adam Sandler Stars In 3-D Movie
His character still comes off as two dimensional.
Sci-Fi Channel To Change Name
Introducing: The Straight-To-Video channel!
Rihanna Back With Chris Brown
"I couldn't find anybody who touched me like he did; I missed the feel of his warm knuckle on my eye socket."
Punishment Fits the Crime
In an eleventh hour ruling the judge in the Bernie Madoff case decreed that Madoff be stripped of all I.D. & money,& left in an alley with a sign that reads "Will drop pants and bend over for food."
Bernie Madoff could get 150 years
He could be out in 100 with good behavior...even earlier with death.
Young Girl Has 6 Organs Plus Tumor Removed
After much brow-knitting and head-scratching,everything but a kidney was returned.
Palin Already Planning 2012 Presidential Run
This should give her time to do some research and find out what a "Bush Protocol" is.
Advisers Want Obama to Blame Bush by Name
...and stop refering to him as "that one".
Orwell, Ya Missed It!
Cell phone cameras, YouTube and shallow morals. Sweet jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick. Everybody - we are our own Big Brother!
...And A Cheesecloth Umbrella!
An amendment to the bank bail-outs requires that Golden Parachutes be replaced by Golden Showers.
Vance has changed; he used to open cans of whup-ass, now he pours cordials of face-slap.
Little Timmy decided to become a magician when he learned his big sister was making $100 a trick.
Palestinian/Israeli Peace Talks Break Down
Netanyahu caught twittering.
Octomom Career Option #1
Human clown car.
Why, He's So Dumb...
He thinks post nasal drip is a breakfast cereal!
Mr. Lizard's Political Mad-Libs
When warned of an impending recession by (name of recent former vice-president),(name of recent former president) is reported to have asked, "If the weather is nice can we have it outside?"
Obama's Message to Bush
"Pick up! I know you're there you shifty-eyed little gnome! Answer the phone Goddamnit!"
Octomom Offered 1 Million to Do Porno
...And that's just the birth video.
W works in hardware store
Wingnut joke waits anxiously on sidelines.
Palin cites media malpractice
"They were very mean." Pouts former candidate, "Especially that SNL news network,and reporter Jon Stewart."
Government focuses on banks' "Bad-Assets"
America enjoys a collective giggle.
Secret of Universe within reach!
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