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Hero cop says hes no hero, cop.

When approached by reporters who assumed he was just being modest it was revealed today that a local man mistaken for a hero cop was neither a hero, or a cop.

written by NGDM, 22 February 2009

Extremist Muslim Cleric Sent to Jordon

Former page 3 'stunna' Jordan was left bewildered today after a home office mix up led to vicious Muslim psychopath Asif Mohammed being left on her doorstep.

written by NGDM, 18 February 2009

Obama attempts to alter fruit laws

Black President Barack Obama is in the process of trying to get a bill passed through congress that will make it legally binding for the blackest berries to contain the sweetest juices.

written by NGDM, 16 February 2009

Oscars cancelled as Jack Nicholson has other plans

The 81st Academy awards have been cancelled after Jack Nicholson found he had double booked the date with his flower arranging class.

written by NGDM, 13 February 2009

Pope forgets car is transparent, seen scratching his balls

The pope is said to be gutted today after he was seen by thousands scratching his balls having forgotten that his car was transparent.

written by NGDM, 07 February 2009

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