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Hero cop says hes no hero, cop.
When approached by reporters who assumed he was just being modest it was revealed today that a local man mistaken for a hero cop was neither a hero, or a cop.
Extremist Muslim Cleric Sent to Jordon
Former page 3 'stunna' Jordan was left bewildered today after a home office mix up led to vicious Muslim psychopath Asif Mohammed being left on her doorstep.
Obama attempts to alter fruit laws
Black President Barack Obama is in the process of trying to get a bill passed through congress that will make it legally binding for the blackest berries to contain the sweetest juices.
Oscars cancelled as Jack Nicholson has other plans
The 81st Academy awards have been cancelled after Jack Nicholson found he had double booked the date with his flower arranging class.
Pope forgets car is transparent, seen scratching his balls
The pope is said to be gutted today after he was seen by thousands scratching his balls having forgotten that his car was transparent.
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