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Singer and heavy drinker Amy Winehouse has announced that she wants to take the Pledge. Doctors have warned her that drinking furniture polish could seriously damage her already delicate health.
In an interview today Pete Doherty stated that he is not going to take any more drugs. On the other hand he is not going to take any less either.
United title bid suffers setback
Cristiano Ronaldo ruled out of at least 3 matches after suffering a nasty attack of the bends after the recent match v Everton. He is due to be released from Toxteth decompression chamber today.
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