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Blagojevich to Open Franchises
Rod Blagojevich is in conference with his attorneys about a new venture: Blago's Paczkis. To be sold in custom shops, the fruit filled sweets are a mid-western specialty which could sweep the nation.
Palin Heads to London
Alaska Gov Sarah Palin is flying to London to provide aide and comfort to folks suffering from a 4 inch (9.8 cm) snow storm, which the Gov calls "a piece of cake."
Jess: "Do These Pants Make Me Look Fat?"
Press coverage of Jessica Simpson this week roundly (sic) answered the perennial female question: "Do These Pants Make Me Look Fat?"
Man Bites Dog
A veterinarian treating Jaques Chirac's dog for a human bite said he brought the dog in apologizing, "I'm sorry: I just got annoyed at the little fluffball, and thought 'there, how do you like it?'"
Just One More
California mother of fourteen children under the age of 8, Nadya Suleman, admits she would like to have "just one more"
Banks to be Run by WalMart
In an attempt to get them to run more efficiently, several failing US banks were turned over to WalMart Corporation when the US Treasury deeded its interest in them to the Arkansas retailer
Obama admits tattoo
Washington,DC Questioned by a reporter, who claimed she knew him in college, Obama, sipping inaugural champagne, sheepishly admitted he has a tattoo, but refused to disclose its location or content.
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