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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Ours is a football marriage, we keep waiting for the other one to kick off
Honestly, my flat is so damp it's got the guttering on the inside.
Our landlord has just put our rent up, he found we were eating the mushrooms on the walls.
As Eyjafjallajokull erupts over Fimmvörduháls, spare a thought for dyslexics everywhere wishing it had been Etna
I think my neighbours divorce has come through, I just saw him outside dancing with the postman.
My marriage is like a fairytale......Grimm
Its A Living
My brother is now making a living selling furniture, unfortunately its his own.
No Chat Show
There has been a fourty-percent drop in the number of female guests willing to appear on chat shows since the introduction of HD tv in the UK..
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