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God in 'Hallelujah' Protest

An angry God has complained that the Christmas number one, Hallelujah' just goes to show that people just know the words to the chorus. "It's a shit song really", said God.

written by chris whewell, 12 February 2009
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Bankers Apology in ruins

The PR Apology Offensive of the CEOs of four major British banks was in tatters last night as one was overheard whispering, "Oh, do try to keep a straight face Charles" to one of his colleagues.

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Doodlebug vs Piano - The real WWII truth

Documents released today reveal that more Londoners died as a result of pianos falling down the steps of The Underground during Air Raids than from V2 rockets

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Billy Fury in Miscalculation Storm

Scientists have proved Billy Fury's claim that "The Night Has a Thousand Stars" to be a massive underestimation of the content of the Cosmos.

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Manfred Mann in Discrimination Rumpus

The song, Doo Wah Diddy has been slammed by Health Chiefs. "It refers to a lady who 'shuffles her feet', saying 'doo-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-dum' said equal rights Simon Nadgrab. "It's not fair"

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John Terry in Smuggling Shame

England footballer John Terry was detained by Spanish Customs officials last night as he attempted to leave the country with 7.2kg of Old Holborn, hidden inside a straw donkey.

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System Crash for Spoof.tv Plans

Plans for Spoof.tv, an online satirical TV station were last night left in ruins after Spoofnik 1, the recently launched geosynchrous satellite was hit by a piece of obsolete Russian space junk.

written by chris whewell, 12 February 2009
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