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Pope's Gay Olive Branch
The pope has today apologised to the gay community for his pre-Christmas homophobic rant and readily admitted that on Christmas Day there is nothing he enjoys more than a good, thick German sausage.
Palin: I Still Think We'll Win
Governor, Sarah Palin, has closed Alaskan Borders and restricted internet and tv access to allow the Alaskan people to enjoy their day in the sun for just that little bit longer. "Look, I see Russia!"
LA Takes a Stand Over Ringo Graffiti
The LAPD have put fame hungry Ringo Starr on house arrest since he has taken to graffiting his name onto every wall in Beverley Hills. Officer Axel Foley's statement read, simply: "Peace and Love"
Debbie Mcgee In Rabies Horror
Magicians floosy, Debbie Mcgee, has contracted rabies after being bitten by a Swansea City fan. The jibbering idiot yelled 'Jack attack', then ran to her husband - well known corpse, Paul Daniels.
Paul McCartney in Pinky Theft
An Alabaman pig worrier is to sue ex-Beatle Paul McCartney for a late night toe abduction. "He came in through the bathroom window", howled Billy-Bob Nine Toes.
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