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Pope's Gay Olive Branch

The pope has today apologised to the gay community for his pre-Christmas homophobic rant and readily admitted that on Christmas Day there is nothing he enjoys more than a good, thick German sausage.

written by Jonny Taff, 28 December 2008

Palin: I Still Think We'll Win

Governor, Sarah Palin, has closed Alaskan Borders and restricted internet and tv access to allow the Alaskan people to enjoy their day in the sun for just that little bit longer. "Look, I see Russia!"

written by Jonny Taff, 19 November 2008

LA Takes a Stand Over Ringo Graffiti

The LAPD have put fame hungry Ringo Starr on house arrest since he has taken to graffiting his name onto every wall in Beverley Hills. Officer Axel Foley's statement read, simply: "Peace and Love"

written by Jonny Taff, 19 November 2008

Debbie Mcgee In Rabies Horror

Magicians floosy, Debbie Mcgee, has contracted rabies after being bitten by a Swansea City fan. The jibbering idiot yelled 'Jack attack', then ran to her husband - well known corpse, Paul Daniels.

written by Jonny Taff, 19 November 2008

Paul McCartney in Pinky Theft

An Alabaman pig worrier is to sue ex-Beatle Paul McCartney for a late night toe abduction. "He came in through the bathroom window", howled Billy-Bob Nine Toes.

written by Jonny Taff, 19 November 2008

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