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Judge in Lindsay Lohan Case Says, "No hard feelings" regarding Lohan's "f#ck u" nail polish....
...then proceeds to work Lindsay over with a strap-on during sentencing phase while screaming," Now THAT'S a hard feeling, bitch!"
Hilton Perez Videos Self Getting Out of Shower....
...sells footage as internet short.
Former Friends of MacKenzie Philips....
...are reconsidering the times she used to complain, "My dad is always on my ass!"
Little known model tries to break into show business the old fashioned way
Discovers silent films are obsolete.
Oprah's bra gives way, injures first row of audience.
Most treated for blunt force trauma and released.
David Carradine Christmas Ornament Pulled From Shelves...
...not only is it creepy to hang it from the tree, but the blinking penis is a little too much.
Breaking News From Heaven:
Michael Jackson cautioned about sleeping with the Cherubs. St. Peter warns him there will be Hell to pay if he does it again.
Jaime Foxx Offers to Make Sex Tape With Miley Cyrus...
...photographed shoving marijuana in her mouth and trying to smoke her crack.
Collectors Outraged at 7" Obama figurine...
...expected a rendering of his likeness, received a 7" porcelin cast of his penis instead.
Amy Winehouse Craps a Live Octopus
Toxic environment of Winehouse's body apparently allowed creature to regenerate itself from bits and pieces of calimari she ate last week.
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