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Judge in Lindsay Lohan Case Says, "No hard feelings" regarding Lohan's "f#ck u" nail polish....

...then proceeds to work Lindsay over with a strap-on during sentencing phase while screaming," Now THAT'S a hard feeling, bitch!"

written by Mr. Staypuf, 07 July 2010
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Hilton Perez Videos Self Getting Out of Shower....

...sells footage as internet short.

written by Mr. Staypuf, 22 June 2010
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Former Friends of MacKenzie Philips....

...are reconsidering the times she used to complain, "My dad is always on my ass!"

written by Mr. Staypuf, 01 October 2009
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Little known model tries to break into show business the old fashioned way

Discovers silent films are obsolete.

written by Mr. Staypuf, 09 September 2009
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Oprah's bra gives way, injures first row of audience.

Most treated for blunt force trauma and released.

written by Mr. Staypuf, 09 September 2009
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David Carradine Christmas Ornament Pulled From Shelves...

...not only is it creepy to hang it from the tree, but the blinking penis is a little too much.

written by Mr. Staypuf, 05 August 2009
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Breaking News From Heaven:

Michael Jackson cautioned about sleeping with the Cherubs. St. Peter warns him there will be Hell to pay if he does it again.

written by Mr. Staypuf, 08 July 2009
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Jaime Foxx Offers to Make Sex Tape With Miley Cyrus...

...photographed shoving marijuana in her mouth and trying to smoke her crack.

written by Mr. Staypuf, 14 April 2009
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Collectors Outraged at 7" Obama figurine...

...expected a rendering of his likeness, received a 7" porcelin cast of his penis instead.

written by Mr. Staypuf, 05 February 2009
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Amy Winehouse Craps a Live Octopus

Toxic environment of Winehouse's body apparently allowed creature to regenerate itself from bits and pieces of calimari she ate last week.

written by Mr. Staypuf, 18 November 2008
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