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Kate Middleton Is Still Second In Wanker's List
Racist Demands An End To Thai-Cambodian Violence
"The fact that they're killing each other contradicts my superior theory that they all look alike. Clearly,they can tell the difference. We demand an end to this contradiction ASAP!"-Consummate Racist
US Relents, Offers To Throw Students In Jail
Tired of rants from the Indian MEA about human rights the US offered to remove the inhumane radio anklets from illegal immigrants posing as students,and throw them in a crowed jail full of gangbangers
Egyptian Tourist Reports Gathering of Thousands in Bangalore
Visiting Egyptian tourist reports "peaceful gathering of thousands" in Bangalore road, with people muttering against the government. Mayor asks him to, "Calm the fuck down,we call it a traffic jam".
Parents of Vocal Teen Fervently Wish He Was Moody And Secretive Instead
As 14 year-old Vick Jr. announced he was going on a masturbation strike at press conference, his parents released a statement wishing he'd been moody and secretive like other teens. Click here for full story.
US Ambassador to India Denies Hating US Ambassador to Pakistan
US Ambassador to India Timothy Roemer denies hating the guts of US Ambassador to Pakistan, Cameron Munter, despite the fact that the two haven't had any meaningful talks in years.
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"Protest Like An Egyptian" New Hit Single
Remix uncle riffs on The Bangles and releases track called 'Protest Like an Egyptian'.
Government Officers Mark Assassination of Diligent Officer... by Not Working
Maharashtra Gazetted Officers Federation has called for its members to "shun work" on January 27 to protest the murder of Additional district collector Yashwant Sonawane. Click for full story
Obama assures America rest of the world is more crappy
U.S. President Barack Obama asserted in his State of the Union speech that the US is still number 1. "We suck, but let me clear, they suck so much more."
New iPhone app
Now,an iPhone app that tells how good-looking you are...er that shiny finish is called a mirror.It's not an app!
New Supercomputer Gets Religious
Latest supercomputer fast enough for 5 trillion calculations, but dumb enough to fall for organized religion invented in top secret US lab
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