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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 October 2017
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Al Gore warns of a pending eclipse of the Sun by the Eatth

At Midnight

written by Aspartame Boy, 29 September 2017
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Goat gives birth to Arab after THIS happens

Due to the flagrantly graphic beastiality photographed in this story, it is suggested you read the entire article at once, unless of course it is censored in your country!

written by Aspartame Boy, 28 July 2017
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Saudis threaten to sell Hillary

Hillary owes the Arabs billions since she can't play for the pay.

They want to sell her to ISIS as a white slave but will first invest in massive plastic surgery. Wait, they withdrew the offer.

written by Aspartame Boy, 25 December 2016
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Lot lot of AK47's in Detroit

Detroit is about to be recognized as a country by the UN, they have killed so many people.

written by Aspartame Boy, 06 December 2012
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Economy boomin in UK

Writers at TheSpoof.com are paying people to read and rate their pissives five stars!

written by Aspartame Boy, 06 December 2012
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Germany taking on the world financial system alone

The guys in white hats report the world is ending this week.

written by Aspartame Boy, 16 August 2012
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Obama told he was born in a police car

Sherrif Joe today admitted he was kidding about Obama. "I actually devlivered the little squirt myself in my police car. Mom called 911; we got there nearly in time. The little bastard peed on me."

written by Aspartame Boy, 19 July 2012
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Banks to bulldoze Florida to expand Disney

Now that the people have no money left, banks will be bulldozing house to expand playgrounds for the rich. See hour lead story, "How to make your hose 'dozer ready"

written by Aspartame Boy, 10 July 2012
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Pope and his big house sold to bail out Italy

The Vatican was sold as reported earlier. Now the Pope is having second thoughts.

written by Aspartame Boy, 25 December 2011
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India Inhales Death

INDIA - In the wake of many deaths by methanol in India, the resurgence of aspartame inhalation is rampant.

According to our source, staff doctor, Dr. Whine Galena..

written by Aspartame Boy, 17 December 2011
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Germany targets dead beats with V2 Vockets

Pay up or else!

written by Aspartame Boy, 09 December 2011
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Headlines from Bilderberg Group

Humans are to animals what weeds are to plants.

written by Aspartame Boy, 05 June 2011
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IMF demands Greece pay tribute

"We want all your crack, booze, and especially all your good-looking women. We want them on the dock, dressed in maid uniforms and ready to ship out by noon.", according to the head.

written by Aspartame Boy, 23 May 2011
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World's top rapist given time off

to worship the devil!

written by Aspartame Boy, 20 May 2011
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Worlds top rapist arrested for vagrancy

vagrancy! After posting three trillion dollars bail! Nobody want's him in their neighborhood!

written by Aspartame Boy, 20 May 2011
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Court rules medical marijuana using Arizona surgeon can wear guns

in the operating room, just in case the patient wakes up and tries to steal his stash

written by Aspartame Boy, 20 May 2011
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World's top rapist pledges to devote his life

to finding the 'real' rapist if found not guilty. Don't worry. He already has booked tee times for the first month.

written by Aspartame Boy, 20 May 2011
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World's number one rapist seduces judge

Convinces her to let him go after tells her "Quel beau c...l !" That plus a million dollars, a five hundred pound ball and chain: as long as he goes back to his cell.

written by Aspartame Boy, 19 May 2011
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Hollywood is producing a new movie

Pigs on a plane. The movie will be produced by the IMF.

written by Aspartame Boy, 19 May 2011
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Latests rape defense from top flight lawyers

I have an alibi; and anyway, she asked for it. She forced me to do it, but I was having lunch with my sister at the time and wasn't even there. Plus I have immunity. Also I thought she was included.

written by Aspartame Boy, 18 May 2011
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Chineese baby born with two heads

being recruited by the French faction of the I.M.F.

written by Aspartame Boy, 18 May 2011
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I.M.F. to launch an S.D.R. alternative to the USD

Not Special Drawing Rights, Sexual Deviant Rights!

written by Aspartame Boy, 16 May 2011
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World's top rapist exonerated

Turns out he took his ED pill with a diet cola, and the resulting violent reaction in his brain caused all this.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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