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Silicone Gel Breast Implants Banned By Airlines
The FAA has announced that women with silicone gel breast implants will not be allowed access to air travel. Millions of women admit feeling deflated over decision.
9 out of 10 Americans agree...
...Fidel Castro would make a better baseball commissioner than George W. Bush.
Bush Takes Responsibility for Katrina
"I prayed for God to wipe out shiftless sinners, and he heard my prayers."
Bill Cosby refutes perceived "groping" of young woman
"I was only demonstrating for her the children's game of 'Duck Duck Goose Goose.'" says Cosby.
SpongeBob SquarePants refutes gay lifestyle and sinks into seclusion
"I reproduce asexually as I am of the class Hexactinellida. I only have siliceous triaxon spicules that are commonly fused to form a net or box-like pattern. Box. Square. Get it ?!?"
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