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Putin Press Conference
Vladimir Putin talks to very obedient reporters outside Moscow.
No questions please. Class dismissed.
Gillard's Flood Fix
Autralian Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, introduces a new flood levy to pay for the National Broadband Network.
Faster downpours assured for eastern Australia.
Juan Williams to star in remake of The Godfather Part II
News analyst, Juan Williams, has been offered the role of Fredo Corleone in the remake of 'The Godfather Part II'.
NPR chief, Vivian Schiller, said: "I know it was you Juan, you broke my heart."
Ireland: Danger Averted
Ireland's broken economy has seen the worst.
Policy makers announced they will fix the problems with a carbon tax, a national broadband network and a very fast train between Dublin and Cork.
Ben Bernanke at UFC 121
Bernanke: "I'm prepared to provide additional accommodation if necessary - whatever it takes. If it means putting a ground and pound attack on Brock Lesnar, hey, I'll do that too. He's got my belt."
Alan Greenspan has Jim Carrey Moment
Former Federal Reserve head, Alan Greenspan, said that, surprisingly, stimulus spending had not worked to power a recovery.
He then suggested the government should raise taxes.
Dumb & Dumber
National Australia Bank bid blocked again
ACCC head, Graeme Samuel, has blocked NAB's bid for AXA AP for a second time.
Samuel said: "It is important that people focus upon me rather than irrelevant dealings in a supposedly free market."
Display of Independence at the BBC
Mark Thompson, boss of the fiercely independent BBC, summoned into an emergency meeting at 10 Downing Street.
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