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Greek Waiter Becomes National Hero When He Protects Protesters
Business sucks. The guy hasn't been able to insult anyone all week.
Zombies invade the US Congress
Oh wait a minute they're just members of Congress. SORRRY! Never mind. My bad.
Drunk Lady Drives into Golf Course Sand Trap and Sues all the Golfers
"If any of them would have lent me a sand wedge, I never would have been caught".
Bruce Springsteen to Pen New US Naional Anthem: Yo Give me a Fricken Job
Barack Obama will play the Wa Wa.
New Justin Bieber Bobblehead Doll: When the head bobbles the pants fall down.
On sale now at all Saggy Pants stores.
Washington DC Pre-School to perform Full Pat Downs on Students.
Bombs? Weapons? Sarah Palin dolls? No! Poopies!
Washington DC Man Finally Breaks his Silence on what he thought about the 5.8 Magnitude Earthquake that hit the City
The Washington DC man told frinds: "Just when the earthquake was getting fun, the fucker suddenly ended. It was so indicative of my sex life".
US Gun Shops to Perform Body Searches on all People Entering their Stores
US Guns shops will now perform full body searches on anyone entering their shops. They will not do full body searches on customers exiting their shops on the fear that they may be shot by them.
Kim Kardashian Buys the Mets, Oh yeah, 5.8 Magnitue earthquake hits east coast of the US too
Kim Kardashian Buys the Mets, Oh yeah, 5.8 Magnitue earthquake hits east coast of the US too
Man buys chain saw: saws neighbor's car in half, sends in survey saying chainsaw works just fine.
Police came to arrest him, but after demonstation, had to admit that the chainsaw really did work fine,
Florida woman discovers that pastries don't have any paste in them
The stripper thought the pastrie's paste would paste her pasties. Unfortunately, she made the decision in a hasty.
Scientist have discovered that stupid people are really stupid.
The study was done by the professors at MIT (Moron in Training). They just looked at each other and kinda made that conclusion.
Antarctica gay guy finds out that all the guys are gay. Either that or they are all really desperate.
Although it has been rumored that all the penguins are lesbians.
Man Eats Out for First Time in 15 Years, Gets Upset that Fries Are Not French Anymore
A man, eating out for the first time in 15 years at a Wendy's, demanded French fries, which are fries that fall down and surrender when they you stood up in their holders, not to stay standing.
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