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First Rangers: Now Man Utd in EBT 2nd Contract scandal
Man Utd face new 'illegal' 2nd Contract sham as Referees Webb, Atkinson & Clattenburg all quizzed over secret 'offshore' payments through the FEBT (Fergie Extra Bung Trust)
Tiger Woods outbids Abu Hamza to buy Jackos White Glove
Tiger Woods has bought Wacko Jackos famous White Glove to help aid his game. Outbids Abu Hamza to claim the prize. $2M paid to former owner 'Thing' from the Addams Family.
Rangers: Whytes 20K Ticketlus Seats end up at Man City
Famed locally for having 20 thousand empty seats, Man City today confirmed that it was they who bought the missing 20 thousand Seats, sold by Craig Whyte, disgraced Rangers F.C owner.
Osama Enters Guinness World Records for Longest Game of Hide and Seek
Finally some proud news for the Bin Laden family, as Guinness Book of Records enters Osama as the Longest Player of the game Hide and Seek, ever to have remained hidden at just short of 13 Years.
Signs of Recovery? Six Million Dollar Man price jumps up
From his previous fall down to $4M last year, the price of the $6 Million Dollar man rose this year to $5.2M. Analysts say the rise was 'Bionic' in comparison to the overall economy.
Pakistan - Sales Down on Swimming Pools
Recent Flooding causes disruption in Swimming pool sales, Suppliers worried. - NTNON
Six Million Dollar Man worth less in Recession
Recession continues to hit home as the $6 Million Dollar Man was revalued at $4 Million Dollars
Jackos White Glove sold for $1M
'Thing' the faithful loyal servant hand from the Addams Family, today purchased Michael Jacksons Famous white glove for a reported $1M. A reporter asked how well it fitted - "like a glove" said Thing.
Thatcher falls over, breaks arm
London: Former Prime Minster Baroness Margaret Thatcher fell today and broke her arm at her home.
Reports coming in are that the chair she fell onto was smashed to smitherines.
Susan Boyle joins Bin Laden in caves
BGT runner up Susan Boyle has gone into hiding with Osama Bin Laden after her recent breakdown. Boyle, besieged by press wherever she goes, said "If they can't find Obama, then they won't find me"
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