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Stationary Lorry Driven off in Motorway Drama
A 'Staples' stationary lorry has been hijacked on the M25. Police have said that although we have hundreds of stationary vehicles on the motorway every day, it is very rare to have one driven away.
The latest Highway Code says that you MUST have hub caps on the wheels. It's classed as 'Indecent Exposure. Yes! You can't just ride around with your nuts showing.
Vehicle Hijack latest:
A lorry loaded with brand-new file folders was hijacked on the M25. Later the same day, a truck carrying boxes of Post-its was stolen. Police believe the robberies were the work of organized crime.
A lucky Medicine
A doctor reports that the medicine he has invented has a side effect - short-term memory loss. His patients have already paid him 3 or 4 times. He will soon be very rich.
Man changes Pants in Bank Row
A man has had his banking password from 'Lloyds is pants' to 'Oh not it's not' by a former banking employee. He could not change it again to 'Barclays is better'. Banks obviously lack sense of humour.
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