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George W says he rather enjoys it, and he also likes to play games with whips and red hot pokers
Champion Surfer Found Dead
Police say he was as stiff as a board
Nadine Coyle Injured While Shopping
Singer hurts herself whilst carrying a sack load of copies of her single out of Virgin Megastore. Sadly vocal chords left unharmed.
Liverpool Burglary Latest
Police investigating a burglary at Liverpool FC's Anfield stadium say nothing was taken from the trophy cabinet.
A Real Coronation's Treat
Lesbians to put on special show in Rover's Return. Hot pot back on the menu.
Obama Congratulates Cameron
Cameron asks him to make sure he gets a good shine on his shoes and can he have the Telegraph delivered every morning
BBC's Nick Robinson In Kleenex Mountain Scandal
He continues to crack one off whilst blogging about David Cameron. Soon he will not be able to leave his house due to the growing Kleenex mountain
BBC's Nick Robinson In Pants Down Bishop Bashing Scandal
Says the political web was just so exciting and that he is so glad Cameron is on his way to Number 10 he just had to crack one off on St Stephen's Green
Galloway Loses In Poplar
Defeated by a kitten's whisker, George Galloway quits politics to spend more time impersonating animals.
AA Strike Action Cancelled
Alcoholics threatened to drink unless better biscuits were provided at meetings.
A Finger of Fudge....
Is just enough to stop you from biting your nails. Try it!
BMI Unveil New Carry-On Luggage Policy
The overhead lockers are to be used by Liberal Democrat politicians to store their EU expenses safely.
Belgian Government Collapses
Following a heavy lunchtime session on Duvel, Cantillon, Orval and Leffe, the entire Belgian Government collapsed in the street. The party was well and truly over.
French Unveil New Flag
The new French flag was unveiled today. The new flag is made up of four colours: red, white, blue and brown. The "tricoloure et merde" represents the new, modern France.
Pickled Egg Thrown At David Cameron
John Prescott under arrest
Politician Hits Egg!
David Cameron shocked the people of Cornwall with a savage attack on an egg. He head butted the egg, causing it to smash to pieces. One observer said "He had this mad look in his eyes"
Bus Driver Filmed Reading a Book
Offered job at mobile library
New iPhone App released
A special P45 app has been released for engineers who go drinking and forget their latest technology
Binge Drinking Latest
Scientists claim binge drinkers are "drinking in the last chance saloon"
Planes Sent Up To Test Ash Danger
Ryanair and Easy Jet passengers are first to take off.
Jesus Has No Arrest Immunity
Pontius Pilate has announced that Jesus Christ has no arrest immunity and can be arrested by Jerusalem authorities if his planned visit continues.
MI5 Buggered Downing Street
Mandelson applies for PM job
Young Joe Cole.....
Was a merry young sole, and he called to his banker with glee "I'm off to Man City to trouser some cash"
Australian Rasta Pasta To Hit Stores
Australian Rasta Pasta, made with freshly ground black people, is due to hit stores in the UK soon. Supermarkets expect customers to switch from Uncle Ben's.
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