Showing:

Showing snippets written by Earl Grey.


Show all snippets.

Showing page 1 (of 5 pages)
Rating:

Waterboarding Latest!

George W says he rather enjoys it, and he also likes to play games with whips and red hot pokers

written by Earl Grey, 09 November 2010
Rating:

Champion Surfer Found Dead

Police say he was as stiff as a board

written by Earl Grey, 03 November 2010
Rating:

Nadine Coyle Injured While Shopping

Singer hurts herself whilst carrying a sack load of copies of her single out of Virgin Megastore. Sadly vocal chords left unharmed.

written by Earl Grey, 03 November 2010
Rating:

Liverpool Burglary Latest

Police investigating a burglary at Liverpool FC's Anfield stadium say nothing was taken from the trophy cabinet.

written by Earl Grey, 15 May 2010
Rating:

A Real Coronation's Treat

Lesbians to put on special show in Rover's Return. Hot pot back on the menu.

written by Earl Grey, 15 May 2010
Rating:

Obama Congratulates Cameron

Cameron asks him to make sure he gets a good shine on his shoes and can he have the Telegraph delivered every morning

written by Earl Grey, 12 May 2010
Rating:

BBC's Nick Robinson In Kleenex Mountain Scandal

He continues to crack one off whilst blogging about David Cameron. Soon he will not be able to leave his house due to the growing Kleenex mountain

written by Earl Grey, 12 May 2010
Rating:

BBC's Nick Robinson In Pants Down Bishop Bashing Scandal

Says the political web was just so exciting and that he is so glad Cameron is on his way to Number 10 he just had to crack one off on St Stephen's Green

written by Earl Grey, 11 May 2010
Rating:

Galloway Loses In Poplar

Defeated by a kitten's whisker, George Galloway quits politics to spend more time impersonating animals.

written by Earl Grey, 07 May 2010
Rating:

AA Strike Action Cancelled

Alcoholics threatened to drink unless better biscuits were provided at meetings.

written by Earl Grey, 23 April 2010
Rating:

A Finger of Fudge....

Is just enough to stop you from biting your nails. Try it!

written by Earl Grey, 23 April 2010
Rating:

BMI Unveil New Carry-On Luggage Policy

The overhead lockers are to be used by Liberal Democrat politicians to store their EU expenses safely.

written by Earl Grey, 23 April 2010
Rating:

Belgian Government Collapses

Following a heavy lunchtime session on Duvel, Cantillon, Orval and Leffe, the entire Belgian Government collapsed in the street. The party was well and truly over.

written by Earl Grey, 22 April 2010
Rating:

French Unveil New Flag

The new French flag was unveiled today. The new flag is made up of four colours: red, white, blue and brown. The "tricoloure et merde" represents the new, modern France.

written by Earl Grey, 21 April 2010
Rating:

Pickled Egg Thrown At David Cameron

John Prescott under arrest

written by Earl Grey, 21 April 2010
Rating:

Politician Hits Egg!

David Cameron shocked the people of Cornwall with a savage attack on an egg. He head butted the egg, causing it to smash to pieces. One observer said "He had this mad look in his eyes"

written by Earl Grey, 21 April 2010
Rating:

Bus Driver Filmed Reading a Book

Offered job at mobile library

written by Earl Grey, 21 April 2010
Rating:

New iPhone App released

A special P45 app has been released for engineers who go drinking and forget their latest technology

written by Earl Grey, 20 April 2010
Rating:

Binge Drinking Latest

Scientists claim binge drinkers are "drinking in the last chance saloon"

written by Earl Grey, 20 April 2010
Rating:

Planes Sent Up To Test Ash Danger

Ryanair and Easy Jet passengers are first to take off.

written by Earl Grey, 18 April 2010
Rating:

Jesus Has No Arrest Immunity

Pontius Pilate has announced that Jesus Christ has no arrest immunity and can be arrested by Jerusalem authorities if his planned visit continues.

written by Earl Grey, 18 April 2010
Rating:

MI5 Buggered Downing Street

Mandelson applies for PM job

written by Earl Grey, 18 April 2010
Rating:

Young Joe Cole.....

Was a merry young sole, and he called to his banker with glee "I'm off to Man City to trouser some cash"

written by Earl Grey, 17 April 2010
Rating:

Australian Rasta Pasta To Hit Stores

Australian Rasta Pasta, made with freshly ground black people, is due to hit stores in the UK soon. Supermarkets expect customers to switch from Uncle Ben's.

written by Earl Grey, 17 April 2010
Showing page 1 (of 5 pages)


Send To A Friend

Send this site to a friend!

Friend's Email:

Your Name:

What's 5 plus 4?

6 7 17 9

RSS & Feeds

The Spoof is proud to present all its stories as RSS Feeds.

More Info...


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 multiplied by 1?

9 24 22 4

Go to top ^