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Youtube workers call 48 hr strike
World comes to standstill and breathes huge sigh of relief
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In a bid to save energy Washington DC is going to be renamed Washington AC. "We are looking forward to the switch" said a spokesman claiming to be "in charge".
Ronaldo Interest Cut
The Bank of England has cut the rate of interest in what Ronaldo was doing when his car "fell over". Police have appealed for witlesses.
Rudolf to retire
Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer has become obsolete according to elves close to Santa. It is thought he will be sent to the knackers yard to be made into glue, thus becoming red-nosed render.
Reykjavik. Icelandic bankers say it was obvious that investing money in their country was always a stupid idea as its capital is always frozen.
Must-have toy award
This Christmas, the winner of the must-have toy award is : My little abattoir.
Schwarzenegger makes historic speech
In an historic speech Arnold Schwarzenegger managed to string more than five words together. He apparently said something like "ug, need meat, ug ug"
Hopeless romantic seeks equally useless woman for doomed relationship
World recession to end tomorrow
Worth a try isn't it?
Seventies supergroup, The Bay City Rollers are to reform under the new name The Obesity Rollers
Pain in the 'neck
Sarah Palin is to undergo surgery to have the letter L removed from her surname. She had thought it was a vowel problem but now she complains of consonant pain.
Police are investigating numerous reports of persistent fly tipping at the Tate modern.
As from Tuesday, Leicester will swap names with Swindon as part of a long-term plan to see if anyone notices.
Strange rectangular shapes have appeared overnight in a Berkshire field. Local people say they are probably just crap circles.
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A new term to describe fear of being without a mobile phone has been introduced. The word is 'pathetic'.
Delia at it again
Delia Smith in trouble with Norwich City board after publishing new cookbook for winos called 'Yahayy! Nourish! Zzzz'
Shock figures reveal up to 58% of statisticians may be wrong although the figure could be much nearer 79%.
Iran up to something
Iranian president Amhandin ... Ahmadeban ... Ahmedinaj ... Ah forget it.
Sarah Palin can't pronounce the word 'nuclear' properly either. FAIL.
Chelsea to complete Barcelona deal
Chelsea footballers are expected to complete the signing of a plank of deal imported from Spain this afternoon.
Bin Laden turns to poetry
Osama Bin Laden has taken up poetry to relieve stress. Writing in 'Terror Monthly, originally set up for part-time anarchists, he says. "It seems I've always been a poet but I didn't ... realise"
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