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Same sex partnership
Young boy from a same sex partnership questioning what a lesbian is, is told to "ask your father, she'll know"
Fire Brigade union to give up helping firemen
The Fire Brigade Workers Union has decided to stop helping its members as it has found that meddling in international affairs is much more enjoyable.
Fred the Shrek to sue former bank manager
It was announced in fairyland today that Fred the Shrek is suing Fred the Shred for bringing his name into disrepute.
Petrol price drops by over 40p a litre.
Great news for drivers as the price of petrol plummeted today.........in Saudi Arabia.
Famous journalist retires
A famous journalist from the Guardian Newspaper has today retired from journalism and gone to write for the Sun.
New electric eco-car fails government test
The new eco-car from British carmaker Reliant failed in tests today when the weight of the electric cable drum broke the car's suspension.
RSPCA new claim about dogs
The RSPCA officially acknowledged today that dogs cannot bark underwater.
New health hazard discovered in connection with coal
Former UK miner's leader Arthur Scargill was today officially deemed as a health hazard and will now have to carry a health warning.
X Factor Winner announced
The winner of the 2009 X-Factor title has been leaked two months in advance as a piece of plywood from East Sussex.
UK government bans weather
The weather has been banned from the UK as the government can't slap a tax on it.
Chancellor to tax rich
the Chancellor has declared that he injtends to tax the rich because the poor have no money.
UK Postal Strike Called Off
The proposed UK postal strike has been called off due to ballot papers not arriving having been posted first class last week.
Wi-Fi first from BT
BT announced their first Wi-Fi station on the moon today. Cost a fortune to get it there, but few users and great weather-free receptions promised.
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