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Thatcher to Remain in Hospital Forever
Her son, Sir Mark, says she feels better with each passing day and as such he feels it would be cruel to return her home.
Gender Gap Narrows After 6pm
Both men and women tend to stand closer together in the evening according to The Pub Review. The gap tends to disappear after pub closing time when often one or more parties are no longer vertical.
Red Sox Owner to Launch Liverpool FC Lingerie Range
This is not the kind of support we need" said one teenage fan. "The quality and range is rubbish. It's just plain pants!"
More Cuts in Self-Harmer Services
"This will only make matters worse" states patient. "I'm terribly disappointed and to be honest pretty cut up about it."
More Leg Room on Ryanair at Cheaper Prices
Passengers invited to take up offer of new stand-on-your-head seatless areas.
Ship's Cheap Chip Shop Chopped
Navy converts chippies on ships into spud-u-likes to reduce impact of cuts.
Massive Cutbacks at Public Cemetaries in Europe
Grave consequences expected...
Gay Soldier Reinstated
"I think this all started when I revealed that I had never felt so happy in my entire life following successful treatment for depression. Somehow this got distorted", says Corporal Buggamee.
Tears contain cancer cure
Sufferers advised to go home and cry.
New 16-blade razor
New innovation ideal for today's faceless society
Fish & Chips Tastier Than Chips & Fish
Similar results found for toast on beans.
Financial Crisis Has Been Resolved Overnight
Deficit defunct as bartering reintroduced. Abuja, Nigeria now the world's financial centre.
Death on the Increase
More people have died than ever before - official.
Beatles Lyrics Have Become a Recognised Language
Bee Gees high-pitch lingo is making little impact on communication styles although Michael Jackson phraseology has virtually wiped out standard Cantonese.
Yellow Fever Spreads to Red China
The disease has already passed through Greenland, the Black Sea, Orange County, Indigo Valley, the Blue Danube, Brownsea Island and even the Isle of Wight.
Masturbation the Most Popular Exercise in the World
A spate of new celebrity DVDs expected soon.
Masturbation the Most Popular Exercise in the World
A spate of new celebrity DVDs expected to be released shortly.
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