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Thatcher to Remain in Hospital Forever

Her son, Sir Mark, says she feels better with each passing day and as such he feels it would be cruel to return her home.

written by Mercy Me, 23 October 2010
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Gender Gap Narrows After 6pm

Both men and women tend to stand closer together in the evening according to The Pub Review. The gap tends to disappear after pub closing time when often one or more parties are no longer vertical.

written by Mercy Me, 13 October 2010
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Red Sox Owner to Launch Liverpool FC Lingerie Range

This is not the kind of support we need" said one teenage fan. "The quality and range is rubbish. It's just plain pants!"

written by Mercy Me, 13 October 2010
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More Cuts in Self-Harmer Services

"This will only make matters worse" states patient. "I'm terribly disappointed and to be honest pretty cut up about it."

written by Mercy Me, 13 October 2010
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More Leg Room on Ryanair at Cheaper Prices

Passengers invited to take up offer of new stand-on-your-head seatless areas.

written by Mercy Me, 13 October 2010
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Ship's Cheap Chip Shop Chopped

Navy converts chippies on ships into spud-u-likes to reduce impact of cuts.

written by Mercy Me, 12 October 2010
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Massive Cutbacks at Public Cemetaries in Europe

Grave consequences expected...

written by Mercy Me, 01 October 2010
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Gay Soldier Reinstated

"I think this all started when I revealed that I had never felt so happy in my entire life following successful treatment for depression. Somehow this got distorted", says Corporal Buggamee.

written by Mercy Me, 25 September 2010
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Tears contain cancer cure

Sufferers advised to go home and cry.

written by Mercy Me, 24 September 2010
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New 16-blade razor

New innovation ideal for today's faceless society

written by Mercy Me, 24 September 2010
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Fish & Chips Tastier Than Chips & Fish

Similar results found for toast on beans.

written by Mercy Me, 15 September 2010
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Financial Crisis Has Been Resolved Overnight

Deficit defunct as bartering reintroduced. Abuja, Nigeria now the world's financial centre.

written by Mercy Me, 14 September 2010
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Death on the Increase

More people have died than ever before - official.

written by Mercy Me, 13 September 2010
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Beatles Lyrics Have Become a Recognised Language

Bee Gees high-pitch lingo is making little impact on communication styles although Michael Jackson phraseology has virtually wiped out standard Cantonese.

written by Mercy Me, 13 September 2010
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Yellow Fever Spreads to Red China

The disease has already passed through Greenland, the Black Sea, Orange County, Indigo Valley, the Blue Danube, Brownsea Island and even the Isle of Wight.

written by Mercy Me, 13 September 2010
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Masturbation the Most Popular Exercise in the World

A spate of new celebrity DVDs expected soon.

written by Mercy Me, 13 September 2010
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Masturbation the Most Popular Exercise in the World

A spate of new celebrity DVDs expected to be released shortly.

written by Mercy Me, 13 September 2010
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