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Kentucky: Brother-Sister: Man-Wife

Kentuckians have voted to legalize the marriage between a brother and sister. However, the amendment to legalize a marriage between a human and a four-legged animal was narrowly defeated.

written by PP Rega, 07 November 2012
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Jesus' Wife's Name Discovered

A new Coptic papyrus has just been unearthed naming Jeus' wife. It's Priscilla.

written by PP Rega, 22 September 2012
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Nuts For The Nuts

LOS ANGELES, Aug. 19 (UPI) -- "Eating 2.6 ounces of walnuts a day -- about two handfuls of walnuts -- may provide men the added boost they need to improve fertility, U.S. researchers say....."

written by PP Rega, 19 August 2012
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Needle Found in Airline Sandwich

An Air Krash passenger found a sewing needle in a catered sandwich on a flight from London to Toronto.
A $5.00 surcharge was added to the passenger's bill for the extra iron in her diet.

written by PP Rega, 01 August 2012
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Blind Archer Wins Gold

An Olympic archer who is legally blind captured the Gold Medal in archery. Services for the judge and two spectators will be held tomorrow.

written by PP Rega, 28 July 2012
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StomaSex

The Hedonist Society is promulgating StomaSex for those who need to get a little extra on the side.

written by PP Rega, 21 June 2012
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Syria Warns....Real Loud!

The Syrian government issued a stern warning after weeks of protests turned especially deadly this week. It will also be very loud since most listeners are either in ICU or the cemetery.

written by PP Rega, 09 April 2011
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Lab-grown Urethras

The world's first tissue-engineered urethras, grown in the lab using patients' own cells, have been hailed a success by some medical experts.
Other experts are enviously mumbling, "Piss off!"

written by PP Rega, 08 March 2011
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No-Fly Zone

Question: What is a No-Fly Zone?

Answer: A place where only women hang out.

written by PP Rega, 03 March 2011
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Hubby Kills Mate's Doctor

Ivan Alai fatally shot Dr. Mai-Cun Thirts in the head after the famous transplant specialist successfully implanted an donor voicebox into Mrs. Yuan Alai, Ivan's wife.

written by PP Rega, 22 January 2011
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Michael Moore Cures Gulf Goo

Movie-maker, Michael Moore, has aimed his biggest crap at the Gulf Goo leak and has successfully plugged it.

written by PP Rega, 30 May 2010
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Tiger speaks out at news conference....

"I'm sorry to one and all. It was just a matter of using my putter on too many holes."

written by PP Rega, 19 February 2010
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Oprah was under consideration to be next Senator from Illinois

Embattled Gov. Blagojevich considered Oprah for President Obama's Senate seat until he discovered it wasn't wide enough.

written by PP Rega, 27 January 2009
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Blagojevich's Aspirations

A train seat in the Loop: $2.00
A Cubbie seat at Wrigley Field: $40.00
An alderman seat in the city of Chicago: $12, 500

A Senator seat from Illinois: Priceless!

written by PP Rega, 11 December 2008
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Peter Pan & The Somali Pirates

Peter Pan has advised the U.N. that the only way to chase away the Somali pirates is to stock the Indian Ocean with tons of ticking crocodiles.

written by PP Rega, 23 November 2008
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Happy Birthday, VP-elect Biden!

Today is Vice-President-elect Joe Biden's birthday. He's 66. President-elect Obama gave him 2 presents: a leash and a muzzle.

written by PP Rega, 20 November 2008
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Killer whales give up American citizenship

The seven Puget Sound whales who were missing and feared dead have been discovered in Tokyo Bay. They couldn't decide for whom to vote in the upcoming election and chose to become Japanese citizens.

written by PP Rega, 26 October 2008
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Biden knocks Palin's "maverick" credentials

Joe Biden to Sarah Palin: Governor, I knew Bret and Governor, I worked with Bart. Governor, Bret and Bart were friends of mine. Governor, you're no Maverick.

written by PP Rega, 07 October 2008
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Il not ill?

A North Korean official said that Kim Jong Il isn't ill. He said "The comments were Il-l-timed, Il-l-considered, and were meant to do damage to our Il-l-ustrious & Il-l-uminating Leader."

written by PP Rega, 20 September 2008
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Sarah Palin's Daughter & John Edwards?

Unmarried daughter of Alaska's governor is expecting a bundle of joy. John Edwards denies any wrong-doing, but is buying another Texas mansion for her and his former campaign manager.

written by PP Rega, 02 September 2008
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John Edwards Whines

John Edwards was complaining that he, too, like Obama, is an "Agent of Change," as he removed the poo-poo diaper of his new baby and put on a clean one.

written by PP Rega, 29 August 2008
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Why Bill Cried

At the DNC, Bill Clinton wasn't crying because of pride in Hillary's great speech. It was because John Edwards stole his date.

written by PP Rega, 27 August 2008
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John Edwards at the Democratic Convention?

The Democratic National Convention was still going to have John Edwards come and give a rip-roaring speech this Monday. He regretfully declined. That's his night to take care of the baby.

written by PP Rega, 24 August 2008
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