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Update: Impending Death From Space
With only minutes to live, any female, (redheads preferred) desiring a final moment of comfort should contact the author of this breaking news immediately.
Impending Death From Space
Scientist warn a rock, half the size of the moon, is hurling through space on a collision course with our planet. All life will vanish in minutes. You may be dead as you read this due to the length of time it takes the editorial staff to post breaking news.
Charlton Heston Still Dead
Hollywood, California - Charlton Heston is still dead. No change in his status has been reported.
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