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David and Ed Milliband bang it up stylee

David and Ed Milliband were seen a pushing and a shoving each other last night in Southwark after an EDL knees up in the Lord Nelson Pub. The ruckus stopped when Ed complained.

written by Bert Onassis, 23 November 2011

David Cameron avoids a prison sentence

When askin in PMQs today if he knew about the recent problems at Wandsworth prison, He remarked "you mean the place where the scum live".
The whole house nodded

written by Bert Onassis, 23 November 2011

Helicoptor crashes whilst lowering Brucie's toupee in Trafalgar Square for Christmas

Helicoptor pilot Sid James had a lucky escape when he crashed his helicoptor whilst lowering Bruce forsyth's toupee in Trafalgar Square today for the Christmas celebrations. The lights still work!

written by Bert Onassis, 23 November 2011

Dinosaur, Tokyo, What now???

A giant 150' Tyrannosaurus has been seen terrorizing Tokyo today. The city is in shock.All are now speaking with an American accent, but their lips are moving late. We need a miracle or a giant spider

written by Bert Onassis, 29 September 2011

Rihanna, animal protest

Rihanna, coconut pop star has been thrown out of a field in the British Isles for walking her puppies in public. I didn't know someone could be so cruel, she was heard not to say

written by Bert Onassis, 28 September 2011

Obama to meet Rooney at London Zoo

Rooney to gun pro-black extemist Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama "prison style" when they meet. The axe wound will remain dry as rooney prefers to pay white PAYGs instead.

written by Bert Onassis, 23 May 2011

The Iranians Say 'We Will Rock You ' Before Getting Stoned

Has Freddie Mercury come home or is he spinning in his Grave? Iran has Taken the 'We Will, We, Will..Rock you' Rap to anounce all up and coming stonings on 'Iranian Freedom TV' this summer season. Look out for it!

written by Bert Onassis, 29 March 2008

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