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David and Ed Milliband bang it up stylee
David and Ed Milliband were seen a pushing and a shoving each other last night in Southwark after an EDL knees up in the Lord Nelson Pub. The ruckus stopped when Ed complained.
David Cameron avoids a prison sentence
When askin in PMQs today if he knew about the recent problems at Wandsworth prison, He remarked "you mean the place where the scum live".
The whole house nodded
Helicoptor crashes whilst lowering Brucie's toupee in Trafalgar Square for Christmas
Helicoptor pilot Sid James had a lucky escape when he crashed his helicoptor whilst lowering Bruce forsyth's toupee in Trafalgar Square today for the Christmas celebrations. The lights still work!
Dinosaur, Tokyo, What now???
A giant 150' Tyrannosaurus has been seen terrorizing Tokyo today. The city is in shock.All are now speaking with an American accent, but their lips are moving late. We need a miracle or a giant spider
Rihanna, animal protest
Rihanna, coconut pop star has been thrown out of a field in the British Isles for walking her puppies in public. I didn't know someone could be so cruel, she was heard not to say
Obama to meet Rooney at London Zoo
Rooney to gun pro-black extemist Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama "prison style" when they meet. The axe wound will remain dry as rooney prefers to pay white PAYGs instead.
The Iranians Say 'We Will Rock You ' Before Getting Stoned
Has Freddie Mercury come home or is he spinning in his Grave? Iran has Taken the 'We Will, We, Will..Rock you' Rap to anounce all up and coming stonings on 'Iranian Freedom TV' this summer season. Look out for it!
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