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After a very inactive twenty four hours there is, in fact, no news to report.
Tena Lady takes the piss.
Met Office pay talks collapse
Meteorologists have forecast lightning strikes as pay talk agreements fail.
Porn Star dies
Scottish porn star Wayne Kerr has died from friction burns.
George W and The Spoof
George W bush has publicly announced that he now reads 'The Spoof' instead of The Washington Post. "It is more factual and I am in it a lot more" he said. Aw bless!
Shergar's remains found
Over a quarter of a century on, the remains of racehorse Shergar has been found in woodland in Ireland. A single bullet hole in the skull have led local police to believe that it was suicide.
58 year old mother of 31 children says "It's time I got up"
Lottery winner is dyslexic
Ryan Jones of Cardiff who won £23,462,172.04 on the national lottery was astonshed. "I picked 01,31,12,23,04 and 24," he said. "The winning numbers were 10,13,21,32,40 and 42!"
Macca court battle
Sir Paul Macartney left court smiling today. "She hasn't got a leg to stand on" he said.
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