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Editor-in-chief buried alive

Today, editor-in-chief, Mark, was buried alive under the hundreds of awful snippets that writer 'tipsy' left for him on his return. 'tipsy' stated "if this goes live i'll eat my face"

written by tipsy, 29 November 2007
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The word 'bored' to be replaced.

Oxford english dictionary has declared that the word 'Bored' is to be replaced withthe word 'Peanut' in order to alleviate the boredom represented by the word.

written by tipsy, 29 November 2007
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the lette ' ' has been emoved fom this eport.

unfotunatly due to poblems with acism online, all appeaances of the lette ' ' have been deleted so acist comments become unecognisable.

written by tipsy, 29 November 2007
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Elixir of life discovered

The elixir of life has already been discovered. According to new research, the elixir was found, and has been used by Bruce Forsyth

written by tipsy, 29 November 2007
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SpoofDotCom Reveals sad truth

Today, webward newspaper of genius', thespoof revealed that the world is not actually real, according to the research of some dude somewhere.

written by tipsy, 25 November 2007
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Matrix lover detained

Today, Andy Dowley, fan of the matrix was arrested for stealing a gold spoon with a diamond handle, although he maintains there was no spoon.

written by tipsy, 23 November 2007
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England Shirt Logo to be changed.

The respected 'three lions' of the England shirt, is to be change to three tampons, to represent this bloody awful period.

written by tipsy, 23 November 2007
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New Planet Discovered

Scientists have named it after the United States President: Planet Twat

written by tipsy, 21 November 2007
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Cartoon World Shaken

Today the cartoon world was turned on its head as cartoonist Jim Davies (Famous for Garfield) revealed thet the industry has run out of frames to draw in. Character Jon stated 'the very ground we stand on will soon disapear', he then delivered a clever one liner and left.

written by tipsy, 19 November 2007
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New research reveals monobrows are normal.

Scientist at Oxford University, England, have revealed that the monobrow is something all humans are meant to have. They also confirmed that having ginger hair and being fat is normal too. The USA has already sent an airstrike, as have Russia.

written by tipsy, 19 November 2007
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Up and coming sport 'archery tennis' takes Mexico by storm.

Mexicans have developed a strict set of rules, and have been demonstrating worldwide. They are also looking for more demonstrators.

written by tipsy, 19 November 2007
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Ugly Betty to be cancelled

Hit TV series 'Ugly Betty' to be cancelled after survey revealed that 52% of males stated 'they WOULD do her'.

written by tipsy, 14 November 2007
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Blaine Arrested

Celebrity illusionist, David Blaine was arrested today. After producing his driving licence for a routine road check, he then made it levitate then vanish. Having failed to demonstrate he has his licence, the police had no choice.

written by tipsy, 14 November 2007
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