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sarah palin regrets having squeezed out her last tea bag
following her non-presidential blood libel faux pas yesterday sarah palin has retreated to her alaska bear den to reload her already squeezed out tea bag.
Bristol Palin twits Sarah back on motherhood
Hey loser mom - git off ma ass will ya. Don't ya forgit I covered yers during the campaign
Sarah Palin twits Bristol on new reality show
Hey fatass daughter...they're pullin' the plug on ma show. Whyn't you lose a bit o' lard and audition for "Mama for Prez"
Sarah Palin twits Todd Palin on Bristol
Hey first dude - is that fat-ass daughter o' yourn Bristol up yet. Her baby's diaper needs changin'
Sarah Palin twits lamestream media
Yer jest a bunch of mindless finger pointing haters - an' yer all plain jealous of me
Sarah Palin SOS to Rush Limbaugh on gittin' back on the bandwagon
Hey Fatboy - I'm droppin' in the polls like a meteor in an Alaskan puddle. Anythin' cookin' on gittin' me back in the saddle?
Sarah Palin tweets Glen Beck on meaning of blood libel
Hi Fats..there pickin' on me agin --whatsa meanin' of blood libel?
Sign of the times
In 3000 BC men who heard the voice of God were called prophets and honored
Today men who hear voices are called schizophrenics and medicated
Cow who jumped over the moon udderly destroyed
Female athletes from Virgin Islands nervous after late return from Isle of Man
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