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Hu is at the White House

We have no idea but as soon as we find out Hu is at the White House, we will let you know.

written by Mark James, 19 January 2011
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'Baby Doc' Duvalier denies Jordan rumours

Ex Haitian President, 'Baby Doc' Duvalier has denied rumours that he returned to Haiti after he split from glamour model Jordan.

written by Mark James, 19 January 2011
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Cowen combines Taoiseach, Foreign Minister & Minister for Tea

Embattled Taoiseach, Brian Cowen has taken over the position of Irish Foreign Minister. He will also make tea for Mary Hanafin. Hanafin has confirmed that he has her confidence as a tea boy.

written by Mark James, 19 January 2011
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Bank of England keeps rates at 0.5% - uses other methods

The Bank of England has confirmed base rates at 0.5% but has now decided to give money to anybody that asks for it at the Bank in London. Nobody is allowed over £1bn unless they're also a bank.

written by Mark James, 09 April 2009
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CIA Confirms Closure of Secret Prisons

A CIA spokesman said 'We neither confirm nor deny the existence of secret prisons because they are secret but if we did have them, which we don't, we would close them. But they don't exist. So there.'

written by Mark James, 09 April 2009
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BREAKING NEWS: G20 agree sale of world to China

World leaders meeting at the G20 summit in London have agreed to sell all the remaining countries in the world to China. China are paying US$42 for the world. More soon.

written by Mark James, 02 April 2009
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US Economy in Meltdown

No British people hurt.

written by Mark James, 08 November 2007
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Errors Blamed For Menzies Death

Met confirm that they were actually trying to shoot former LibDem Leader, Menzies Campbell.

written by Mark James, 08 November 2007
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