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Things you can do in public.

It's ok to prick your finger, but you shouldn't finger your prick.

written by Bullshot Bill, 06 June 2008
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Reclaim the language

A new organization was launched today with the aim of returning the English language to the people.

Called CaTOuStAc ( Campaign to outlaw stupid acronyms) the organization is seeking members. Interested persons should contact anyone who give a damn.

written by Bullshot Bill, 17 December 2007
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Extra RBTs leading up to Xmas hols.

Despite conducting 12,000 random breath tests over the past weekend, NSW Police failed to catch a single driver who was not breathing.

written by Bullshot Bill, 17 December 2007
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Democracy the loser

In a surprising turn of events on Saturday the Australian Federal election was won by politicians.

written by Bullshot Bill, 26 November 2007
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Election blues hit Oz.

On the eve of Federal elections, in which voting is compulsory, tens of thousand of Aussies are reported to be emigrating to NZ or PNG until the madness is over.

written by Bullshot Bill, 23 November 2007
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NASA SAYS GRAVITY AN ILLUSION

NASA today announced that gravity does not exist. The Earth sucks.

written by Bullshot Bill, 23 November 2007
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Missing Persons

An Australian goes missing every 90 seconds, the Missing Persons Squad says. " Next time we find him we're going to chain him down in a cell."

written by Bullshot Bill, 18 November 2007
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New use for muddy hole

Australia's Prime Minister has said the accidental draining of Sydney Harbour provides an ideal location for a nuclear waste dump. Details to follow.

written by Bullshot Bill, 18 November 2007
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Editors drown in mochachinos

A writer for TheSpoof.com discovered today why his contributions are not seen online. It seems that the TheSpoof.com's editorial staff have all drowned in their oversized mochachinos. Editorial expert Dr. E. S. Righta says that this is becoming common as editors over-rate their abilities.

written by Bullshot Bill, 15 November 2007
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They search him here ----

The Invisible Man narrowly escaped after being shot in the foot during a daring robbery today. Sydney police are confident of an early arrest, saying "He can hide but he can't run."

written by Bullshot Bill, 13 November 2007
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Position Vacant

A position exists for a suicide bomber. Must be experienced.

written by Bullshot Bill, 13 November 2007
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