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Bush Cancels 2008 & 2009

President Bush announced today that 2008 & 2009 will be cancelled. This unprecedented step was taken in the light of reports from advisors that the US will slide into deep recession during this period. Bush reminded viewers to put their clocks forward two years at midnight on December 31st.

written by Mike Aldred, 13 November 2007

Survey reveals consistent death pattern

A survey of obituary columns in over 1,000 local newspapers has revealed that communities generally die in alphabetical order.

written by Mike Aldred, 08 November 2007

Ad Causes Telephone Melt-Down

The Bournemouth telephone exchange was in melt-down last Friday evening after the following advertisement appeared in the EQUESTRIAN section of the local free paper. ARABIAN STUD FOR SALE - RE-ADVERTISED DUE TO MISUNDERSTANDING TELEPHONE ***** ******

written by Mike Aldred, 05 November 2007

US Stealth Fighter Disaster

St Edwards Air Force Base Nov 4 2007 - the planned test flight of the prototype Stealth 'X5' fighter, with its unique, 'next generation' cloaking device was cancelled this afternoon after the crew were unable to find the aircraft..

written by Mike Aldred, 04 November 2007

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