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New England Patriots accused of replacing Indianapolis Colts with a deflated team
That would explain a lot.
McDonald's offers LGBT community the "LGBLT"
Spokesman calls it a lifestyle choice that offers "equality, especially when it comes to mouth watering sandwich flavor!"
OBAMA SEEKS SYRIA'S APPROVAL TO ATTACK SYRIA
Adds "If they haven't been watching TV for the past few weeks, they might not be prepared."
Bill Maher Makes Fun of Religion
Bill Maher raised eyebrows when he made fun of religious beliefs for only the 670th time this year. Ironically, even Jesus was funnier.
Arnold Schwarzenegger says he is proud of the job he did as governor of California and his performance will be judged by history. And robotic cyborgs from the future.
Stimulus package saves or creates one million jobs, then eliminates them
A government spokesman said last Tuesday "The soaring unemployment rate is proof that the package expanded the number of jobs available for people to be laid off from."
Correspondent asks Pope Benedict if he enjoyed playing Cliff on Cheers
Pope Benedictus XVI, whose given name is Joseph Ratzinger, was recently asked by Entertainment Monthly if he liked playing "Cliff" on the TV comedy series "Cheers." The Pope responded "That was John Ratzenberger, dummy. Peace be with you."
Air America Radio Explores "Broadcasting by Mail"
The Air America radio network has recently suggested that they cut costs by providing quality programming in the form of post cards sent to interested fans. In addition, the cards cost less to mail than a first class letter.
Middle Eastern Man receives Sign from God
Abdul G. of Teheran recently had to buy a new electric can opener because his old one broke. He stated "this surely is a sign from God of something" as he enjoyed a tuna fish sandwich.
Michael Vick implicated in Prison Roach Fighting Ring
The one they call "Little Spitfire" did pretty well.
Terrorists vow to Violently Murder those who say they are Violent Murderers
Father and Son picnic scheduled for March 19th.
President Bush Leaves "Out of Office Assistant" on; Country comes to standstill
President Bush accidentally left his email "out of office assistant" on for three days, leading to a huge slow down in most government business. Very few seemed to notice.
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