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Ogle's Shares Reach $666
Ogle Inc is hailed as one of the hottest commodities with shares climbing to $666 mark. Spokesperson explains "Never under-estamate the power of ogling Ads"
Team McCann say - It Pays to Advertise
Marketers behind the Find Madeleine Campainge have released a range of "I AM NOT MADELEINE MCCANN" Tee- Shirts. This,they say, will help them focus on the real issue of finding Madeleine.
Madeleine the Movie
Producers say shows promise of being another "Never Ending Story"
Pope Out To Lunch
Vatican officials were astounded today when US Secretary of State, Gondola Ricea, arrived for her lunch date with the Pope. Dr Ricea had to be told, with extreme diplomacy, that the Pope was already doing lunch with someone else.
Doctor Who Ha's latest anagram attack on Expert!
Doctor Who Ha's latest anagram has revealed what he thinks of [Mr Jameison's forensic advice] "who ha" says the Doctor [Evidence of major narcissism].
Hidden meaning found in anagram - but it doesn't make sense!
The anagram genius working on Dr Who Ha's anagram campaign is baffled by the only re-arrangment of [the daleks are in control]. All he could come up with was[disenchant alert looker]. It just doesn't make sense!
Former Collegue Launches Anagram Attack on Former Collegue
Doctor Who Ha is finally launching a fullscale anagram campaign to counter the advertising campaign professing Who Ha. The good Doctor only had this comment to make "The Daleks are in Control".
Pope Recants on Disposable Love
A press release issued from Vatican today states that the Pope will be launching an Encyclical clarifying the Church's position on Disposable Love - Church officals claim - It was never meant to be taken literally!
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