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Hynde: shock new single

Chrissie Hynde has shocked fans by annoucing her next single is to be called: 'Dirty Crack Whore.'

written by parveen liddy, 17 January 2011
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Goebbels Wins Nazi Poll

Dr Joesph Goebbels is world's favourite Nazi, according to a new poll. One fan of Goebbels, who beat Henrich Himmler in a close contest, said: 'He murdered his entire family - and that's pure class.'

written by parveen liddy, 05 November 2010
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Tunnel Entrance Modelled on Star's Growler

The new owners of the Channel Tunnel are to redesign the British entrance in the shape of Stevie Nicks' vagina. The 40 ton relief will feature an fully illuminated clitoris.

written by parveen liddy, 05 November 2010
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Blair: dramatic break-out

Tony Blair has broken out of Gordon Brown's cellar and says he will hold John Prescott hostage until the Labour Party allow him to campaign in the election.

written by parveen liddy, 03 November 2010
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Stevie Nicks visitor attraction

Fleetwood Mac star Stevie Nicks is to open her vagina as a tourist attraction. Her refurbished snatch features a snack bar, viewing balcony and visitor centre.

written by parveen liddy, 28 May 2010
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Pool fans amazed by trick shot

French trick pool player Rene Marsuad succefully shot an eight ball into his own expanded foreskin in Nantes last night.

written by parveen liddy, 28 May 2010
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Murray: controversy over victory

Andy Murray's victory over Juan Ignacio in the French Open has come under renewed scrutiny today after it was revealed his opponent was registered blind.

written by parveen liddy, 28 May 2010
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Obama admits he doesn't like Brits.

President Barak Obama has admitted he has only made a fuss about the Gulf of Mexico oil spill 'so we can blame something on a nasty British company.'

written by parveen liddy, 28 May 2010
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Labour Go Cap in Hand to Greeks

Chancellor Alistair Darling has announced the Labour government is seeking a multi-billion euro loan from Greece.

written by parveen liddy, 26 April 2010
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Murray: New Raquet

Andy Murray will use a 3ft a square tennis raquet at Wimbledon this year in an attempt to compensate for his loss of form.

written by parveen liddy, 26 April 2010
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Burns Horror in Hamburg Bike Show

German trick motorcylist Hans Learman suffered severe buttock burns last night when he applied his bottom to his machine's exhaust in a part of his show entitled 'Blowing It Out Von's Arse.'

written by parveen liddy, 26 April 2010
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Lib Dems in Cheese Vow

Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has announced he will begin cheese mining operations on the moon if he wins the election.

written by parveen liddy, 26 April 2010
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Blair: dramatic break-out

Tony Blair has broken out of Gordon Brown's cellar and claims he will hold John Prescott hostage until the Labour Party allow him to campaign in the election.

written by parveen liddy, 26 April 2010
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Alex Salmond Dons Chicken Suit

Scottish party the SNP are to make TV election broadcasts with a loud hailer in chicken costumes in an attempt to get someone to listen to them.

written by parveen liddy, 24 April 2010
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Labour Dumps 'Things Can Only Get Better'

The Labour Party have chosen 'The End' by The Doors as their new campaign song.

written by parveen liddy, 24 April 2010
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Stevie Nicks in Courtroom Minge Battle

Fleetwood Mac star Stevie Nicks is to trademark her vagina after she claims Gordon' Brown's plastic surgeon used it as the model for the Prime Minister's face.

written by parveen liddy, 21 April 2010
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Warmists Get Own Malady

People who believe in global warming will receive a new classification of mental illness. Bi-polar Bear Warmophrenics will be registered disabled and will not be allowed to operate heavy machinery.

written by parveen liddy, 29 March 2010
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Found! Ministers Alive!

Seven former Labour cabinet ministers including former Home Secretary Jackie Smith have been found alive and well at a disused RAF base near Cirencester, Wilts.

written by parveen liddy, 29 March 2010
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Jeff and Ron in Wig Promise

Rock legends Ron Wood and Jeff Beck have promised to only source their wigs from free range farms in future after their supplier was found to be breeding toupes in squalor at Hairpiece Farm.

written by parveen liddy, 29 March 2010
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Fleetwood Mac Star Gears Up For Courtroom Minge Battle

Fleetwood Mac star Stevie Nicks is to trademark her vagina after she claims Gordon Brown's plastic surgeon used it as the model for his face.

written by parveen liddy, 28 March 2010
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New Sign in Fort Worth

A new sign on the freeway at Fort Worth, Texas, is to show visitors the way to Amarillo.

written by parveen liddy, 28 March 2010
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Brown's Wife in Door Drama

Prime Minister's wife Sarah Brown got stuck in a doorway at a supermarket opening this morning after she forgot to turn sideways when leaving the shop.

written by parveen liddy, 27 March 2010
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Brown's Flaps Removed

Gordon Brown underwent emergency surgery to remove his jowels this morning after they almost suffocated him in the night.

written by parveen liddy, 27 March 2010
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Labour Dumps 'Things Can Only Get Better'

The Labour Party has chosen 'Where Will It End' by Joy Division as its campaign song in the forthcoming UK elections.

written by parveen liddy, 27 March 2010
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