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Al Gore's Lifetime Weather Calendar on sale now!
Help Al Gore win another Pulitzer, by buying his lifetime Weather Calendar! It's only one page and it's made from re-cycled paper, available for $5.99, plus shipping. Or, your own calendar! The formula is simple, not unlike Al. Just write (preferably in crayon); The Weather Today: warm and sunny.
Colbert Steps Up, America Is Safe!
Stephen Colbert,author of I'm America and You Can Be Too,narrowed his beady little eyes today and told a hushed, vacant room that he was offering his lithe, tanned body and brittle mind to being ... um, President. Of these United States... soon.
Jets Accuse Patriots of Spying
NY Jets demand the tape of their defensive coaches' signals to on field team to be used as evidence in firing.
Ron Paul Removes Head from Sand
Ron Paul removed his head from the sand today to tell the Islamic terroists to "Just go away!"
Fred Thompson No-show At NH Republican Debate
Fred Thompson declined an ivitation to the Fox News NH Republican debate. However, He did offer for airing a DVD filled with clips from old movies of him acting Presidential. Fox, in an effort to be consistent, made it a no-show as well.
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