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McCain chooses his running mate
(Faux news) Rep. presidential candidate John McCain, one-upping the possible pairing of Obama-Clinton has chosen former first lady Nancy Reagan for the vice-president slot.
Dow Jones falls again, scrapes knee
Ontario, CA (Faux News) Dow Jones, aged 12 , fell and scraped his knee again during softball practice, His biggest fall since February. The news of this event caused wide spread worry and triggered a crisis in the sub-prime loan industry.
Man who re-invented himself sues himself for patent infringement
Olympia, WA - (Faux News) Fred Faul, a former street tramp appeared in court today. Uniquely, he will sit as both plaintiff and defendent. His defense attorneys argued that Faul is not guilty by reason of insanity after drinking kerosene and giving oral sex to Japanese men.
President for Life loses re-election bid
François "Papa Doc" Duvalier, former president for life of Haiti will not be allowed to run for a second term. He died in 1971.
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