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Missing Milliband Brother Found

Steve Milliband, the brother of Dave and Ed has been found. He is not to be confused with the popular 1970's beat combo.

written by Ben Macnair, 07 November 2010
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Boris Johnson has a lie in

London Major Boris Johnson has had a lie in. He is reading the Sunday Times, and having a lazy day. The Daily Mail are investigating.

written by Ben Macnair, 07 November 2010
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Simon Cowell, again

Robson and Jerome are to sue Simon Cowell for millions, claiming that they started his career. Millions of people will sue Robson and Jerome for unleashing their version of Unchained Melody.

written by Ben Macnair, 06 November 2010
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X-Factor

Simon Cowell has decided to leave the X-Factor, as he claims it is below his dignity............

written by Ben Macnair, 06 November 2010
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Jordon's New Book

Celebrity Katie Price launches a new book. It is called three marriages in ten years,the easy, stress free way. We would like to warn second husband Alex Reid that he should not get too comfortable.

written by Ben Macnair, 06 November 2010
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James Blunt

Pop singer James Blunt is said to be following a career in comedy, after appearing on Have I Got News For You. He is taking advice from Lempit Opik.

written by Ben Macnair, 05 November 2010
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Clegg

Nick Clegg, the wonderboy of the Conservative Party is set to play Prince Charming in Pantomime this Christmas. Boris Johnson has been offered a part in a new farce......The Conservative Party.

written by Ben Macnair, 05 November 2010
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A man has been released from Prison after a brief spell as a Kleptomaniac.

He is said to be taken something for it.

written by Ben Macnair, 28 November 2008
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F.A.R.T

The spokesman for the (real) Fight Against Red Tape still has not realised the childishness of their anacroym.

written by Ben Macnair, 03 October 2008
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Surprise naming

Dennis Hopper has named his latest child Space.

written by Ben Macnair, 20 September 2008
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Space Hoppers

Astronauts have taken a load of Space Hoppers into the furthest reaches of space. Due to the lack of gravity, they do not actually work.

written by Ben Macnair, 20 September 2008
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What's up Doc?

A cartoon Character died today, after having his parachute replaced by an Anvil. The Police have arrested a somewhat sarcastic rabbit.

written by Ben Macnair, 20 September 2008
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Tin Tin

Boy Detective Tin Tin has revealed that he was christened in a very echoey cave, and his name is actually just Tin.

written by Ben Macnair, 20 September 2008
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Good Life

Tom and Barbara Good, real-life inspiration for the chuckle fest The Good Life are set to sue for the BBC for the way in which they were portrayed.

written by Ben Macnair, 20 September 2008
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Mission impossible?

Aging Super Spy Ethan Hunt has asked for easier Missions in the future. His next one is to be called Mission Be Careful..

written by Ben Macnair, 18 September 2008
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Dr When?

A new series of Hisory programmes, will be written by Russell T. Davies. It will be called Dr When? Dr Where? a tourism prgrame, will replace Wish you were here in the Autumn.

written by Ben Macnair, 17 September 2008
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3rd Testament

A man in Arizona has found a version of the 3rd Testament on a CD in a hole in his back-garden. Police and Religious experts are looking into it.

written by Ben Macnair, 17 September 2008
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Silver Linings

In a bid to boost Tourism in Britain, tourism chiefs have developed a range of ground based clouds. Most people refer to them as Sheep, but then, what do they know?

written by Ben Macnair, 17 September 2008
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Scientists

Scientists have revealed that Blue M&M's taste no different to the green ones, in a scientifically controlled blind taste test.

written by Ben Macnair, 17 September 2008
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Kermit the Frog

Kermit the Frog, beloved Muppet of the 1970's has revealed his love for Sarah Palin.

written by Ben Macnair, 17 September 2008
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Razor Blades

Research and Development at Wilkinson Sword stopped the design of their new 99 blade razor, saying that it is too top heavy, and the handle is not long enough to support the design of it properly.

written by Ben Macnair, 17 September 2008
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Murder she wrote?

Jessica Fletcher, well known TV detective has denied reports that she has gone soft in her old age, and says that the newest books title 'A slight disagreement she wrote' is purely a co-incidence.

written by Ben Macnair, 17 September 2008
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Halloween

Sellers of costumes for Halloween are suggesting that parents put in their orders for Simon and Garfunkel costumes quickly, as there has been a lot of demand for them this year.

written by Ben Macnair, 11 September 2008
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Arts Piece

A yellow egg cup with a crack in it, called 'The Idiot who buys this will put my kids through college' has sold at auction for £1.5 million.

written by Ben Macnair, 09 September 2008
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