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Missing Milliband Brother Found
Steve Milliband, the brother of Dave and Ed has been found. He is not to be confused with the popular 1970's beat combo.
Boris Johnson has a lie in
London Major Boris Johnson has had a lie in. He is reading the Sunday Times, and having a lazy day. The Daily Mail are investigating.
Simon Cowell, again
Robson and Jerome are to sue Simon Cowell for millions, claiming that they started his career. Millions of people will sue Robson and Jerome for unleashing their version of Unchained Melody.
X-Factor
Simon Cowell has decided to leave the X-Factor, as he claims it is below his dignity............
Jordon's New Book
Celebrity Katie Price launches a new book. It is called three marriages in ten years,the easy, stress free way. We would like to warn second husband Alex Reid that he should not get too comfortable.
James Blunt
Pop singer James Blunt is said to be following a career in comedy, after appearing on Have I Got News For You. He is taking advice from Lempit Opik.
Clegg
Nick Clegg, the wonderboy of the Conservative Party is set to play Prince Charming in Pantomime this Christmas. Boris Johnson has been offered a part in a new farce......The Conservative Party.
A man has been released from Prison after a brief spell as a Kleptomaniac.
He is said to be taken something for it.
F.A.R.T
The spokesman for the (real) Fight Against Red Tape still has not realised the childishness of their anacroym.
Surprise naming
Dennis Hopper has named his latest child Space.
Space Hoppers
Astronauts have taken a load of Space Hoppers into the furthest reaches of space. Due to the lack of gravity, they do not actually work.
What's up Doc?
A cartoon Character died today, after having his parachute replaced by an Anvil. The Police have arrested a somewhat sarcastic rabbit.
Tin Tin
Boy Detective Tin Tin has revealed that he was christened in a very echoey cave, and his name is actually just Tin.
Good Life
Tom and Barbara Good, real-life inspiration for the chuckle fest The Good Life are set to sue for the BBC for the way in which they were portrayed.
Mission impossible?
Aging Super Spy Ethan Hunt has asked for easier Missions in the future. His next one is to be called Mission Be Careful..
Dr When?
A new series of Hisory programmes, will be written by Russell T. Davies. It will be called Dr When? Dr Where? a tourism prgrame, will replace Wish you were here in the Autumn.
3rd Testament
A man in Arizona has found a version of the 3rd Testament on a CD in a hole in his back-garden. Police and Religious experts are looking into it.
Silver Linings
In a bid to boost Tourism in Britain, tourism chiefs have developed a range of ground based clouds. Most people refer to them as Sheep, but then, what do they know?
Scientists
Scientists have revealed that Blue M&M's taste no different to the green ones, in a scientifically controlled blind taste test.
Kermit the Frog
Kermit the Frog, beloved Muppet of the 1970's has revealed his love for Sarah Palin.
Razor Blades
Research and Development at Wilkinson Sword stopped the design of their new 99 blade razor, saying that it is too top heavy, and the handle is not long enough to support the design of it properly.
Murder she wrote?
Jessica Fletcher, well known TV detective has denied reports that she has gone soft in her old age, and says that the newest books title 'A slight disagreement she wrote' is purely a co-incidence.
Halloween
Sellers of costumes for Halloween are suggesting that parents put in their orders for Simon and Garfunkel costumes quickly, as there has been a lot of demand for them this year.
Arts Piece
A yellow egg cup with a crack in it, called 'The Idiot who buys this will put my kids through college' has sold at auction for £1.5 million.
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