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Mafia involvement in NASCAR feared

Mob influence suspected when Sicilian driver Barfino Vomitelli wins championship in a Geo Metro after all other competitors turn up at bottom of East River.

written by websmuggler, 16 January 2008
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Mormon Church seeks new recruiting slogan

Admits lackluster response to its present slogan: "The L.D.S. Church - recognizing that black people are human since 1979!"

written by websmuggler, 01 January 2008
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PAKISTAN: Female presidential candidate assassinated just prior to election; her opposition party crumbles

In U.S., Hillary Clinton tells Republicans: "Now, don't go getting any ideas from this, fellas!"

written by websmuggler, 28 December 2007
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Man shot through head; in hospital in satisfactory condition

"Wow! Now THERE'S a guy who's easy to please!" say amazed doctors.

written by websmuggler, 25 September 2007
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Larry Craig changes position on gay marriage - he's now for it

Disgraced Senator explains: "After all, for years my own wife was in a gay marriage, and she didn't even know it!"

written by websmuggler, 20 September 2007
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O.J. Simpson announces his defense strategy: "Mark Fuhrman is a racist!"

"It worked before." notes O.J.

written by websmuggler, 18 September 2007
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SECOND COMING OF CHRIST: Jesus announces His return, in interview from Salt Lake City

"Uh-oh." says Pope.

written by websmuggler, 03 September 2007
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Seemingly able-bodied man asked why he parked in handicap space

Replies: "I suffer from La Tourette's Syndrome, you ****ing cunt slut whore! Now eat my cock 'til you **** out my cum!

written by websmuggler, 02 September 2007
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Anti-Defamation League thinks headline directly below this one might be anti-Semitic

ADL president Abe Foxman explains, "We haven't quite decided whether it is or not, but for now play it safe and don't laugh at it."

written by websmuggler, 01 September 2007
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Brooklyn Jewish Academy football team loses 492nd straight game

"But at least, thank God, nobody got hurt." says Coach Yankelbaum.

written by websmuggler, 01 September 2007
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Larry Craig says: "I am not gay - not that there's anything wrong with that!"

GOP Senator admits, "Ever since 'Seinfeld' went off the air, nobody gets this joke."

written by websmuggler, 30 August 2007
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It's official: More people now make a living off of 9/11 than died in it

"I owe my career to 9/11. Without it, I'd be nowhere." says Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff, one of 60,000 otherwise unemployable pigs with their snouts now permanently in the federal trough.

written by websmuggler, 30 August 2007
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Ron Paul criticizes NASA for scheduling lunar eclipse "at such an ungodly hour".

"NASA says the eclipse will be from 1:54 to 3:25 AM?" said the GOP Presidential candidate. "Why schedule it for when most people are asleep? Another example of government mismanagement, I say!"

written by websmuggler, 28 August 2007
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In speech, President Bush compares Iraq to Vietnam

Meaning we're losing THIS one, too.

written by websmuggler, 24 August 2007
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It's official: upcoming Jenna Bush/Henry Hagar marriage a shotgun wedding

"And it's MY shotgun." VP Dick Cheney warns Hagar. "So if you think I'm bluffing, just ask Harry Whittington."

written by websmuggler, 24 August 2007
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Two Italian teens from feuding families die in bizarre suicide pact

Shakespeare brought in for questioning; police say only English Lit majors ever get this joke.

written by websmuggler, 23 August 2007
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Bush admits Iraq had no WMDs - declares war on himself

"I'm no longer with me, so I must be against me - right?" explains deeply confused President

written by websmuggler, 23 August 2007
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U.S. Postal Service issues new commemorative stamp honoring America's prostitutes

Stamp costs 41 cents, but if you want to lick it that's 10 cents extra.

written by websmuggler, 23 August 2007
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Mormon man joins "Promise Keepers"

Vows to be faithful to all six of his wives.

written by websmuggler, 21 August 2007
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It's official: none of these spoof snippets is funny

except of course for mine, says websmuggler

written by websmuggler, 20 August 2007
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Minneapolis bridge collapses, cars plunge into river, motorists drown

Ted Kennedy comments, "Well! Maybe now they know how it feels!"

written by websmuggler, 20 August 2007
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Man Dies of Viagra Overdose

Grieving family can't get his casket lid shut.

written by websmuggler, 19 August 2007
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Religious Right again declares: human life begins at conception

Demands that Census count every pregnant woman as two people.

written by websmuggler, 19 August 2007
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Man receives world's first penis transplant

But his right hand is rejecting it.

written by websmuggler, 19 August 2007
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